Fornicators!
freakenburger on July 1, 2017
Sup? The Crusader is back and he seems to have a problem with sexually active people! Not only that, but he also speaks! Stay tuned, this chapter's end will be cool, and Chapter 3's gonna be even better.
freakenburger on July 1, 2017
Sup? The Crusader is back and he seems to have a problem with sexually active people! Not only that, but he also speaks! Stay tuned, this chapter's end will be cool, and Chapter 3's gonna be even better.
El Cid at 12:42AM, July 3, 2017
Hey Crusader Joe, if it weren't for fornicators, you wouldn't be here!
bravo1102 at 11:58PM, July 3, 2017
To the medieval mind it would make sense. Destroy all fornicators to avoid the shame visited upon a bastard child such as myself!
freakenburger at 10:01AM, July 3, 2017
Wouldn't it be extra funny if the Crusader himself was born from sex outside the wedlock? lol
Call Me Tom at 12:07AM, July 2, 2017
Susan's going to die? But she didn't even get lucky! Thats got to be braking the slasher code!... Well maybe not.
freakenburger at 10:04AM, July 3, 2017
Yeah, he may be facing a huge fine and prosecution by the Slashers Guild International. They might even revoke his license! lol Well, if he does break the code, that is.
bravo1102 at 10:04PM, July 1, 2017
Too bad there aren't any Medieval Studies majors to explain to them what this all means. They are generally not dumb enough to volunteer to be camp counselors.
freakenburger at 10:41PM, July 1, 2017
True! I studied History in college and got a major on it, can confirm. Sadly, most of my colleagues did even worse: got engaged with marxist study groups... lol
bravo1102 at 10:02PM, July 1, 2017
Forsooth, brother crusader, I fear these fornicators be also heretics. But if any are innocent, kill them all, the Lord will know his own.
freakenburger at 10:00AM, July 3, 2017
Yes! That was the exact thing I had in mind. They'd kill everyone just to be sure.
bravo1102 at 1:04AM, July 2, 2017
Arnaud Amalric said it during the Albigensian Crusade during the 13th Century. When asked how will the crusaders know the heretics from the true of heart he replied "kill them all, God will sort it out later." Medieval Studies major...
freakenburger at 10:38PM, July 1, 2017
"Let God sort them out", oldest trick in the book! Almost a classic... It sorta qualifies as overkill, doesn't it? ^_^"