webcomics heh on April 8, 2009
When I was a baby I must have swallowed a neodymium rare earth chick magnet because I cannot keep the ladies off of my jock. Heh. Take today for example, I was at Office Depot buying some art supplies* when I saw this banging hottie. I followed her across the street to the Barnes & Noble and in the store she saw me looking at her and our eyes met. BAM! INSTANT CONNECTION!
I followed her to the register where she was paying for her less than stellar choice in literature.** Quickly I saddled up behind her to get a good look at her driver's licence and whispered in her ear, “Shandra? That's a lovely name.” and damn if she didn't jump three feet in the air like she had been shocked. I guess you could say there were literally sparks between us. I. AM. ELECTRIC.
*No not pens you ass. A couple of reams of paper. I'm a writer and Dunhill 20.lb 8.5 x 11 is my canvas and the HP Laserjet is my brush.
**DAVE EGGERS!? Bitch please. You want some ranch dressing to go with your word salad? Heh.
the_cluck at 5:33AM, Feb. 5, 2012
bro i hear ya. one time i was at this club and this sexy mama was giving me stares, so i strutted my fine ass over to her and said "hey, i'm the_cluck but women usually just call me 'oh god fuck yeah mmph mmph yeah right there'". not many people can pull off a line like that, but when you're as stunningly awesome as guys like us, that sort of thing just comes natural.
snakevin at 3:55AM, April 28, 2009
You spelled explainin' wrong. BTW guys, it the new comic we should troll to be with the KEWL CROWD?
Epic Fail at 7:21AM, April 15, 2009
Just rating you up.
Kristen Gudsnuk at 6:19PM, April 11, 2009
lol! your comments are often as funny as the comic itself... I read a Dave Eggers book in high school-- "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius"-- and I thought it was good. maybe a little too indie-too-cool-for-school, but enjoyable nonetheless.
amanda at 4:37PM, April 11, 2009
EXPLAININ' HANDS! I have those, haha
Saillestraife at 8:04AM, April 9, 2009
explainin' hands help with everything