#057: SURPRISE!!!

MacLPirata on Feb. 12, 2009

Don’t you just love it when people tell you stuff for your own damn good and they DON’T BLOODY LISTEN?! There’s a reason the sign says “Don’t Feed the Bears.” It’s because they burst into flames and shoot lightning bolts out their arses when the food runs out!

Yes, today is Zed’s birthday. How do I know? Because I wrote it! Sheesh. Happy Friday 13th. Don’t forget that tomorrow is Singles Awareness Day. I’ll try to get something special up here if my real job doesn’t get too crazy.

If you don’t know who those 2 chicks are, you should go back and read this li’l story arc
Enjoy!