Oh, I get it!
You see, mustaches are a sign of evil. Everyone from Fu Manchu to Dr. Robotnik. Sure Mario and Lemmy have mustaches too, but they're evil no matter what. Mario is just a sadistic Communist that stalkes Peach, and Lemmy heals you just to burn you again. Which is sorta a dick move. Anyway, the point is that Otto has an invisible mustache. There's no need to shave, though beards and sideburns are highly visible in sunlight. Not like Edward, but more like Snatchers with their artificial skin that is burned off by ultraviolet sun rays. Anyway the point is that Otto will molest Sinstar in his sleep because he's more ominceient than Ziltoid.
So yeah...I got it.
Mega Greg at 10:42PM, June 3, 2010
Oh, I get it! You see, mustaches are a sign of evil. Everyone from Fu Manchu to Dr. Robotnik. Sure Mario and Lemmy have mustaches too, but they're evil no matter what. Mario is just a sadistic Communist that stalkes Peach, and Lemmy heals you just to burn you again. Which is sorta a dick move. Anyway, the point is that Otto has an invisible mustache. There's no need to shave, though beards and sideburns are highly visible in sunlight. Not like Edward, but more like Snatchers with their artificial skin that is burned off by ultraviolet sun rays. Anyway the point is that Otto will molest Sinstar in his sleep because he's more ominceient than Ziltoid. So yeah...I got it.