Beer Connoisseur!

Wild Horse on Oct. 23, 2011

This one goes out to all the jerks out there criticising my beverage choices. In fact the first two lines from man are direct quotes from former Wild Horseguest artist, Mitch! Mitch is notorious for buying a $429823 six pack of some exotic lager made from the water of the fountain of youth, barley grown in the Saudi Arabian royal familys secret garden and a feather from the same phoenix that was used to make Harry Potters wand. Mitch then drinks these six beers over the course of the year and then has the audacity to think of himself as a bit of a beer expert. In my experience you actually have to drink beer to be an expert, Mitch. I secretly suspect he doesnt even like beer but pretends to for the chicks.
As a consequence of Mitchs nonsense, I bought him a shot of straight Bundaberg rum for his birthday. He didnt enjoy it. I did (enjoy watching him).