Surprise?

GreenKrog on Jan. 19, 2014

Anyone else read panel 2 and immediately think of Rush? No? Whatever, I don't need your approval.
Sophie looks like a rabid marmoset, I love it! **Scroll to end for a terrible, terrible joke. Actually, don't, if you laugh at it, it means you are a horrible person.
So, about that present. Would you believe that it took me hours, and the help of three other people, to find out what colours it should be? At least now I know. Between the regular jersey and that kit, you might even figure out who her favourite player is. But I doubt it.
Wait WHAT? They kissed! OMG!!
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Don't look for this joke
Im warning you!
Don't do it!
Fine.. but if you laugh, you are a horrible person.
This is so inexcusable.
Last chance!
“Sophie likes her presents like her girlfriends - ripped apart and undone when they are most beautiful!”
(I'm so, so sorry. But you probably laughed. SHAME)