It's that wondrous time again! You know how this works: leave a suggestion of the witty banter in the 1-panel sketch above in your comments, or PQ me if you so wish. Winner gets a little sumthin-sumthin from yours truly in the next comic… maybe I'll draw your character, maybe I'll plug your comic, maybe I'll just pick on you. Either way it shall result in good times!
Oh, and if you'd rather “Z” give the punchline and Fred be the set-up person (er, alien), that's cool as well. Just list it in order, I'll change around the bubbles.
I had a lot of fun drawing Fred in a kiddie pool last week, I wanted to do it again. It was a hot day today, I wish I had a kiddie pool to splash around in. Even though I'd get weird stares from neighbors. It's officially summer, folks!
Can't wait to see what you guys come up with! I have some funny fans… ;0) Deadline is Tuesday by 8pm EST. Wednesday is the announcement of the winner (with full color beauteous update!), and Friday will be the cameo/plug/etc for the winner. Got it? Good.
Oh alright then, here's a non-butt one just for you:
Z: Come along Fred, time to get out the pool.
F: Hang on, Zorphie! There's some idiot dog with a snorkel staring at me! Get the ray gun!
The idea is that he's looking at his......... reflection! Yay! Got it in one! ;)
My other attempt:
Z: Hey, Fred... I know we've had our differences, but chilling out here in the sun, having a drink... I really feel we can begin to understand eachother better, don't you think?
F: GLUBGLUB, GLUBSPLOSCH.
SPLISCH, SPLOSCHAF, GLOSPSCH.
SFSPLASH!
Z: Come along now, Fred. It's time to get out!
F: Not so fast, Zorphbert! I need to take things slowly. Remember last time when I got the bends? No rectinal incompetence for me THIS time!
P.S. Sorry I'm so late in contributing, looooooooonnnnnng day! ;)
thanks FAL! Short or long, any entry is good entry! I can edit the speech bubbles to fit the winner's script. If you have a longer one you want to submit, feel free! (Same goes for everyone)
But do know, of course, that multiple submissions does not increase your chance of winning! LOL..
Oh God, oh God! I wanna win this!
After deep meditation & countless discarded jokes here's my try, simple yet effective:
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Z: Fred, You know this pool hasn't been cleaned for weeks, right?
F: Oh my! that would explain this little fish-men city...
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Please do tell if you were thinking of putting a longer text!
slimredninja: very clever!
brock: enter as many times as you wish, dude! and go ahead, jump on the "piss-in-the-pool" bandwagon, too.. hee hee. Nice entries!
You guys rock! Thanks for humoring me and playing my little game!
Um, I need to try again. For my own sake.
Z: No, I don't think Underwater Push-ups is gonna be a "thing."
F: You sure? Cuz it's real fun! Ooh...a penny...
Okay...I'm gonna give this a shot. I don't know why this is so hard, but here goes...
Z: You know you're never gonna find Nemo in there, right?
F: I have to try! He just looks so tasty!
Z- So your telling me youve spent the last three hours looking for the ice cube i dropped in the pool?
F- I know thats weird I thought i would have found it by now. I guess I'm gonna have to break out the scuba tanks so I can stay down longer.
actually, Fred is looking for his missing [b]dog tag[/b]
Z: So what are you now, a sea dog?
F: Wrong! I'm a covert operation marine dog searching for my vintage [b]dog tag[/b]!
lol ^^
Z: you know that pool is all of 2 feet deep? What could you find remotly intresting down there? You are you just lost and can't figure out how to swim up?
F: Don't judge me
LOL! what's with all the excretion jokes, you infantile potty-joke lovers!? At least IHA censored herself! (tho we all get the idea, heh)
;0) more more more! Don't be shy!
(P.S. thanks Cincy, but yes- since you won last time, you're inelligible this time. Good suggestion and thanks for playing anyway!)
dgriff13 at 7:51PM, July 10, 2007
heh, great extra attempts FAL and Ersatz! That's what I like to see! Check back tomorrow for the winner ;0)
Ersatz at 7:18PM, July 10, 2007
Oh alright then, here's a non-butt one just for you: Z: Come along Fred, time to get out the pool. F: Hang on, Zorphie! There's some idiot dog with a snorkel staring at me! Get the ray gun! The idea is that he's looking at his......... reflection! Yay! Got it in one! ;)
FAL at 5:29PM, July 10, 2007
My other attempt: Z: Hey, Fred... I know we've had our differences, but chilling out here in the sun, having a drink... I really feel we can begin to understand eachother better, don't you think? F: GLUBGLUB, GLUBSPLOSCH. SPLISCH, SPLOSCHAF, GLOSPSCH. SFSPLASH!
dgriff13 at 5:08PM, July 10, 2007
thanks for your efforts, Ersatz! Oh, you and your digestive/rectal humor...!
Ersatz at 3:35PM, July 10, 2007
Z: Come along now, Fred. It's time to get out! F: Not so fast, Zorphbert! I need to take things slowly. Remember last time when I got the bends? No rectinal incompetence for me THIS time! P.S. Sorry I'm so late in contributing, looooooooonnnnnng day! ;)
dgriff13 at 1:27PM, July 10, 2007
hey guys! 1,001 comments! (and this one makes 1,002). yay!!!
dgriff13 at 10:39AM, July 10, 2007
thanks FAL! Short or long, any entry is good entry! I can edit the speech bubbles to fit the winner's script. If you have a longer one you want to submit, feel free! (Same goes for everyone) But do know, of course, that multiple submissions does not increase your chance of winning! LOL..
FAL at 10:16AM, July 10, 2007
Oh God, oh God! I wanna win this! After deep meditation & countless discarded jokes here's my try, simple yet effective: ------------------------------- Z: Fred, You know this pool hasn't been cleaned for weeks, right? F: Oh my! that would explain this little fish-men city... ------------------------------- Please do tell if you were thinking of putting a longer text!
dgriff13 at 9:52AM, July 10, 2007
slimredninja: very clever! brock: enter as many times as you wish, dude! and go ahead, jump on the "piss-in-the-pool" bandwagon, too.. hee hee. Nice entries! You guys rock! Thanks for humoring me and playing my little game!
Brock at 9:46AM, July 10, 2007
Okay, this is me not entering the contest again... Z: You do realize my lemonade is still in the glass, right? F: I knew it was getting warm in here!
Brock at 9:44AM, July 10, 2007
Um, I need to try again. For my own sake. Z: No, I don't think Underwater Push-ups is gonna be a "thing." F: You sure? Cuz it's real fun! Ooh...a penny...
Brock at 9:37AM, July 10, 2007
Okay...I'm gonna give this a shot. I don't know why this is so hard, but here goes... Z: You know you're never gonna find Nemo in there, right? F: I have to try! He just looks so tasty!
slimredninja at 8:40AM, July 10, 2007
Z- So your telling me youve spent the last three hours looking for the ice cube i dropped in the pool? F- I know thats weird I thought i would have found it by now. I guess I'm gonna have to break out the scuba tanks so I can stay down longer.
reconjsh at 6:03AM, July 10, 2007
Great strip... I'll PQ you my entry this time.
dgriff13 at 9:38PM, July 9, 2007
ha! very cute timlight!
timlight at 9:36PM, July 9, 2007
actually, Fred is looking for his missing [b]dog tag[/b] Z: So what are you now, a sea dog? F: Wrong! I'm a covert operation marine dog searching for my vintage [b]dog tag[/b]! lol ^^
timlight at 9:31PM, July 9, 2007
Z: So what are you now, a sea dog? F: Wrong! I'm a covert operation [i]marine dog[/i]! ^^
dgriff13 at 9:22PM, July 9, 2007
great suggestions Phantom Penguin, Toonman and Man in black! Thanks for playing. Come back Wednesday to see if you won!
Phantom Penguin at 8:42PM, July 9, 2007
Z: you know that pool is all of 2 feet deep? What could you find remotly intresting down there? You are you just lost and can't figure out how to swim up? F: Don't judge me
ToonmanAZ at 6:49PM, July 9, 2007
I have nothing funny nor witty to say but i love everyone elses entries. LOL!
man in black at 6:13PM, July 9, 2007
Z: What are you doing F:Exploring the great depths of the wading pool
dgriff13 at 2:53PM, July 9, 2007
LOL! what's with all the excretion jokes, you infantile potty-joke lovers!? At least IHA censored herself! (tho we all get the idea, heh) ;0) more more more! Don't be shy! (P.S. thanks Cincy, but yes- since you won last time, you're inelligible this time. Good suggestion and thanks for playing anyway!)
SpANG at 2:06PM, July 9, 2007
Alternately: Fred - Ooo! There's a Baby Ruth candy bar at the bottom of the pool! Zorphbert - Umm... don't Baby Ruth candy bars FLOAT?
nibbi at 10:34AM, July 9, 2007
Z: You know Fred. We are aliens. We can breathe underwater. F: I know but look at all the cool bubbles!
dgriff13 at 10:22AM, July 9, 2007
hee hee, great ideas guys, keep 'em coming!