man in black at 5:12PM, Aug. 21, 2007

sorry can't come with anything but mouthwash

dgriff13 at 12:59PM, Aug. 21, 2007

*groan*, oh reconjsh... you kill me.

reconjsh at 10:03AM, Aug. 21, 2007

This stuff... this AL-CO-HOL is... *hick* ... amazing. That's odd. It says here: "Contains Water, Barley, and Hops". *pause* Those poor, poor grasshoppers. YAY PUN.

grincomics at 9:59PM, Aug. 20, 2007

hmmmm

LanceDanger at 8:57PM, Aug. 20, 2007

Awesome! Lol, I always seem to be brain dead right at the time these contests arrive XD

dgriff13 at 6:13PM, Aug. 20, 2007

eww, dantheman! That one was great! I don't think I'll ever be able to drink sam adams again. why does it seem that these Z&F contests bring out the potty humor in people?

dantheman at 5:54PM, Aug. 20, 2007

-I was watching tv and it told me I've got to drink this stuff, but I can't tell what it is. -Hmmm, It looks like a yellowish liquid from this Sam Adam's guy. Maybe it's just a travelsize port-o-potty.

dgriff13 at 5:23PM, Aug. 20, 2007

good ones Brock, Toonman & Erstaz!

Brock at 5:04PM, Aug. 20, 2007

Fred: Zorph, you gotta--hiccup--you gotta try this stuff. It's--burp--incredible. Zorphbert: Oh yeah. Alcohol. It impairs your mental faculties and makes large women appear attractive. Plus, bonus, thousands of people die every year in drunk-driving related accidents.' Caption: This message brought to you by AADD: Aliens Against Drunk Driving.

ToonmanAZ at 2:18PM, Aug. 20, 2007

"Hey Zorphbert, check out this stuff that fell off that truck. If you drink it, it makes you feel reeeeeeeeal good!" "Hmmm, may cause anal leakage."

Ersatz at 2:12PM, Aug. 20, 2007

FRED: Hey, Zorphie! Here, take a swig of this! I swiped it from the old man's cabinet! It's the shiznit! ZORPHBERT: "Apply twice daily to eradicate pubic infestation". Sorry, I know it's a little rude/disgusting, but that's just the way I am. Plus it works beautifully!

dgriff13 at 10:14AM, Aug. 20, 2007

damn Canadians. ;0)

CorruptComics at 9:32AM, Aug. 20, 2007

I'm gonna win this one.

JZintel at 9:09AM, Aug. 20, 2007

The real reason I'm not eligible because I'm Canadian isn't it. Stop trying to keep the northern man down!