- The Big #300!
- #250: farewell to drunkduck
- Day After April Fools
- Zorphie's Weakness
- A Snowball's Purpose
- Bootinator!
- What will Nerf think of next?
- Charge!
- Compiled Efforts
- Cheater cheater pumpkin eater
- Ghostrunner Caricature
- Preemptive Attack
- The Wager
- Overreaction
BONUS: Cameos Wallpaper
PWITM Contest #15: Slimredninja's cameo!
PWITM Contest 15: final!
PWITM Contest 15: sketch
- 235: B-B-Brilliant.
- 234: are we there yet?
- 233: Let there be Light
- 232: Ever feel like a robot?
- 231: SUX the childhood right out of ya
- 230: Short-lived resolutions
- 229: True meaning of Xmas
- 228: Bah Humbug
- 227: Hungry for the Holidays
- 226: Hanging around
- 225: Holiday Jeer
- 224: Tracking Fred's Butt
- 223: Attack Dog
- 222: The Infamous Head Tilt
- 221: Dog Dog Whisperer
- 220: The Main Dish
- 219: Fred's mission.
- 218: Pun-tastic
- 217: The New Addition
- 216: Prize at the bottom
- 215: Mother &%$# Nature
- 214: Anniversary
- Go-Bama!
- 213: Technical Difficulties
- 212: The real reason people have yard signs...
- 211: The Big Switcheroo
PWITM Contest 14: Cameo!
PWITM Contest #14: Final!
PWITM Contest #14: Sketch (2))
PWITM Contest #14: Sketch
- 210: It's the mooseburgers.
- 209: Stick to the issues!
- 208: Ambushed!
- 207: Another refugee visits
- 206: Sarah's new study buddy
- 205: Sarah in the doghouse
- 204: Survivor- Washington DC
- 203: Okay, I'm taking on Politics. Wish me luck.
- 202: Nettika's souvenir
- 201: Gravitational Pull
- 201 : teaser
PWITM Contest 13: Cameo!
PWITM Contest #13: Final!
PWITM Contest #13- sketch
- 200: the reveal!
200 (sketch)
- 199: A Slow Realization
- 198: Cat Fight
- 197: Who let the cat out?
- 196: Grand Entrance
- 195: Off to Beijing
- 194: Olympics are for WIMPS.
Inspiration Week: 3
Inspiration Week: 2
New Tablet PC! Wooooo!
Inspiration Week: 1
V-A-C-A.... T-I-O-N!
I probably have a bad sunburn by now....
I'm not here, leave a message at the BEEP. Beep.
PWITM contest #12 - CorruptComics' Cameo!
PWITM contest #12 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #12 - Sketch
- 193: The pool's always half full
- 192: "CSI: Crime Dawgs"
- 191: Men don't give a %$#@ about "choppy bangs"
- 190: baby zorphie
- 189: Puff the Magic Dork
- 188: Frustrating Foliage
- 187: Stoopid rainbows
- 186: Fireflies Go Boom
- 185: Baseball Wrap-up
- 184: A grave mistake
- 183: Da da da! Da da da!
- 182: Fred, Junk Food Warrior
PWITM contest #11 - Crispiest Fortune's Cameo
PWITM contest #11 - Winner!
PWITM contest #11- Sketch
- 181: Squishy Demon Spawn
- 180: Fireworks
- 179: The Wave of Terror
- 178: Evil Hot Dog Launcher
- 177: Jerpwitz "The Terror" Miller
- 176: Rules of baseball
- 175: Kiss Cam
- 174: Location, Location, Location
- 173: Mitts and Bats
- 172: For that sweet & tangy perfect tan...
- 171: Slice-o-Cow
Fanart: Beaver & Steve Final
Fanart: Beaver & Steve sketch
- 170: Another PMS joke.
- 169: The depths of the male psyche
- 168: Wrath of a woman unheard
- 167: Off the Deep End
- 166: Blame Game
- 165: Sci-Fi Comedy?
- 164: Preeeeviews...
- 163: And a side of Pepto!
- 162: One for "Invaders From Uranus".
- 161: Bad Movies.
PWITM contest #10 - SpANG's Cameo
PWITM contest #10 - Winner!
PWITM contest #10 - inked
PWITM contest #10 - sketch
- 160: NOM NOM NOM
- 159: mmmmmm... bits of eggshell
- 158: Fat, Lazy Americans
- 157: Cheesy Poof!
- 156: Party in a Can
- 155: The exciting game of Pong
- 154: Guitar Zero
- 153: Let sleeping dogs lie.
- 152: Cornykova
- 151: Fred likes Oprah.
Filler: "Best of" Wallpaper
Filler: Fanart Wallpaper
- #150: Say what?
- 149: low-watt bulb
- 148: National Passssstiiiiiime.
- 147: Show-and-Tell (More than a couple screws loose.)
- 146: Show-and-Tell (act like a chicken!)
- 145: Show-and-Tell (Have a nice trip...)
- 144: Show-and-Tell (Moment of Truth)
PWITM contest #9 - ToonmanAZ's Cameo!
PWITM contest #9 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #9 - sketch
- 143: Show-and-Tell (Elmers Enthusiast)
- 142: Show-and-Tell (Food Fight!)
- 141: Show-and-Tell (Natural Selection, always last)
- 140: Show-and-Tell (English-Shmenglish)
- 139: Show-and-Tell (A Disappearing Act)
- 138: Show-and-Tell (Packin' Crayons)
- 137: Show-and-Tell (mystery meat)
- 136: Show-and-Tell (humor sense)
- 135: Show-and-Tell (cadet weird kid's idea)
- 134: Show-and-Tell (intro)
PWITM contest #8 - Cameo!
PWITM contest #8 - final - WINNER(S)!
PWITM contest #8 - sketch
- 133: I hate TV Commercials
- 132: Bring on the Olympics
- 131: How to do Suicides the right way.
- 130: Livin' the Dream
- 129: Drastic Measures
- 128: A Running Joke. Ha!
- 127: Wii wants to play. Wear protective headgear.
- 126: Happy New Years. Woo. Hoo.
PWITM contest #7 - Brock's Cameo!
Happy Holidays ya duckers!
PWITM contest #7 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #7 - sketch
- 125: Twinkly Magic
- 124: Bringin' the outside inside
- 123: Good dog, bad computer
- 122: Snow Perks
- 121: Get your Tetris Shot!
- 120: A Kodak Moment
- 119: Thanksgiving
PWITM contest #6 - SpANG's cameo
PWITM contest #6 - final - WINNER!
PWITM contest #6 - sketch
- 118: The Stare-down
- 117: Who says "Cahoots" anymore?
- 116: Leaf Logic
- 115: Cure for the Common.. brain dissolving
- 114: Spectator Sports
- 113: Football is for GIRLS
- 112: Halloween's Purpose
Halloween Special
- 111: City Excursion- End.
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: TheMidge28's cameo
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: WINNER!
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: 10-21-07
- 110: City Excursion- The aftermath
- 109: City Excursion- Revolving Fred
- 108: City Excursion- MORE Revenge
- 107: City Excursion- The Revenge
- 106: City Excursion- Coffee Snaffu
- 105: City Excursion- Most important call of the day
- 104: City Excursion- "Exciting" Careers
- 103: City Excursion- Cubeville
- 102: City Excursion- Copier jam
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST Cameo
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 9-23-07 Winner!
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 9-23-07
- 101: City Excursion- Inflatable Aliens
flippin' 100!
- 99: City Excursion- *zip*
- 98: City Excursion- Hobo Express
- 97: City Excursion- Ozone?
- 96: City Excursion- Bum Ride
- 95: City Excursion- Zombies
- 94: City Excursion- Low-tech Fred
- 93: City Excursion- We're not in Kansas anymore
- 92: City Excursion- Pet Penguin
- 91: City Excursion- an early departure
- 90: City Excursion- new toy!
Contest 3: 8-20-07 CAMEO!
Contest 3: 8-20-07 WINNER!
Contest 3: 8-20-07
- 89: Life of a dog
- 88: Barked up a Tree
Yay me!
- 87: Squeaky!
- 86: The Spam Incident #5
- 85: The Spam Incident #4
- 84: The Spam Incident #3
- 83: The Spam Incident #2
- 82: The Spam Incident #1
Best of Z&F: Fan's Favorites #7
Best of Z&F: Fan's Favorites #6
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #5
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #4
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #3
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #2
Best of Z&F: Fan Favorites #1
Best of Z&F: My favorites #6
Best of Z&F: My favorites #5
Best of Z&F: My favorites #4
Best of Z&F: My favorites #3
Best of Z&F: My favorites #2
Best of Z&F: My favorites #1
Contest Winner 7-11-07 (JZintel)
Contest Winner 7-11-07
"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 7-9-07
- 81: The Costume Switch #7
- 80: The Costume Switch #6
- 79: The Costume Switch #5
- 78: The Costume Switch #4
- 77: The Costume Switch #3
- 76: The Costume Switch #2
- 75: The Costume Switch #1
- 74: Too HOT for Z&F
- 73: Part 4: FINAL!
- 73: Part 3- color
- 73: Part 2- inked
- 73: part 1- the sketch
- 72: Old Dog, New Tricks
- 71: The Dryer Ride
- 70: Fred finds God, and looses him.
- 69: The Weird Kidnapping #12
- 68: The Weird Kidnapping #11 COLOR
- 67: The Weird Kidnapping #10
- 66: The Weird Kidnapping #9
- 65: The Weird Kidnapping #8
- 64: The Weird Kidnapping #7
- 63: The Weird Kidnapping #6
- 62: The Weird Kidnapping #5
- 61: The Weird Kidnapping #4
- 60: The Weird Kidnapping #3
- 59: The Weird Kidnapping #2
- 58: The Weird Kidnapping #1
spork of DOOM!
- 57: Priorities, and K-fed
- 56: Powers of the belly rub
- 55: Sock Tail Revenge
THANKS!
- 54: Humans.. eat... food.
- 53: Cats are mean.
- 52: Fred wants to be a cat, we get it.
- 51: Introducing Nettika #2
Sunday 2: Don't make 'em like they used to
Sunday 3: Beta Humans
Sunday 1: Space Invaders, other than Z&F
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"Put Words in Their Mouths" CONTEST 5: 10-21-07
dgriff13 on Oct. 21, 2007
Annnnnnnnnnnd it's PWITM Time again! Our friends have left the office building and are being courted by the Hobo Express back to their teleporter. Go ahead and try to write this script for this sketch… if I like your entry best, you get a cameo in the next Z&F strip! Can ya believe it?? I know, amazing! Just leave your entry (script for the Cop, Zorphie and Fred) in your comments, or PQ me if you wish. I'm flexible, you can also switch the order of the bubbles if you have an idea that works better that way. You have until Tuesday night! Winner's script will be posted Wednesday, and the cameo strip is posted Friday. Be kind and vote for Z&F! ———————————- Off subject, I officially declare there will be NO baseball smack talk in the comments today. Let me mourn in peace.
heymelby at 2:04PM, Oct. 23, 2007
I'll obstsain from this one, looking forward to the final version!
dgriff13 at 12:47PM, Oct. 23, 2007
harryq: LOL! That's the best thing I've heard all day. Thanks for your entries Dantheman, ziggy & nibbi! I'm completely ignoring JT's ;0)
crocty at 9:25AM, Oct. 23, 2007
Aww...My idea stands no chance! *sigh* there's always next month :'(
ziggy insane at 8:34AM, Oct. 23, 2007
cop: get back here, you filthy hobo!! zorphbert:let's go to our female owner now. fred: zorphie, i think i'm going to... too late.
harryq at 3:57AM, Oct. 23, 2007
I suck at this.. but I get a voyeuristic thrill out of seeing your nekkid pencils!
dantheman at 8:36PM, Oct. 22, 2007
cop: Stop in the name of the law. Fred: I thought it was, "in the name of love" Zorphbert: I guess he doesn't win the Singing Bee trophy I made.
dgriff13 at 7:21PM, Oct. 22, 2007
oooooohoo... you're asking for it JT! although... that is my motto. always, always always next year. For 60 years now.
JTPokie at 6:06PM, Oct. 22, 2007
Cop: Hey Is all that beer for the party for the new American League Champion Red Sox? Z: Yeah The came back form 3:1! Those guys are great! F: Tell the Indians that there is always Next year! Heh Sorry, couldn't resist. JT
nibbi at 3:33PM, Oct. 22, 2007
This one's really tricky but here's my 2 cents. Cop: Hey come back here! Z: I believe Fred, we are witnessing what the humans refer to as 'hot pursuit'. F: Ooh, it's just like a movie!
dgriff13 at 3:17PM, Oct. 22, 2007
great start guys! Don't worry dracco & ersatz: you have until Tuesday night!
dracco at 2:40PM, Oct. 22, 2007
I'm with Ersatz... Why do I always reay your strip late at night?!?
Ersatz at 11:34AM, Oct. 22, 2007
I shall return when my brain is working.....
JZintel at 9:01AM, Oct. 22, 2007
Z: I was under the impression that there was no need for a ticket to ride the Hobo Express. F:Well, tell that to the conductor over there!
man in black at 8:39AM, Oct. 22, 2007
cop: Hey you can't do 25 in a 15 zorphett: were almost to the transporter Fred: U'll never take us a live copper
n_y_japlander at 8:29AM, Oct. 22, 2007
I'm no good at these things... so I will pout at my thoughtlessness, and think of something in the morning....
Villamar at 6:46AM, Oct. 22, 2007
I'm thinking!
crocty at 5:13AM, Oct. 22, 2007
1. YAY I was waiting for this. It'd be so awesome for a cameo in Z&F... 2. These contests ALWAYS have to be hard! When I think of something, Ill PQ you.
TheMidge28 at 4:42AM, Oct. 22, 2007
Cop: Come back here with that stolen beer! Zorphbert: I appears we have become complices in this derelicts misdoings. Fred: I didn't know "beer runs" were so dangerous!
Crispiest Fortune at 10:36PM, Oct. 21, 2007
Cop: Get over here and face my "Club O' Justice!" Zorphbert: According to Ziggy, we won't be able to leap until we prevent this cop from getting killed in a routine traffic stop... Fred: Oh boy.
Priest_Revan at 10:27PM, Oct. 21, 2007
I can't think of anything!! :(