Alright, see.. I cannot pick a winner out of only like 5 entries, I'm sorry. So, you wonderful people are going to have to get your thinking caps on and give ‘er a shot! A Z&F cameo by yours truly to forever flaunt to your friends may be in your future! woo!
Here’s some points if interest that may get those gears a-turnin'.
1. Illegal Aliens/Immigrants
2. Sarah on SNL
3. Joe the Plumber
4. “My friend” and/or “That one.”
5. Obama the Almighty Savior… OR.. the anti-Christ?
Hope that helps. I'll give you all one more day. If you already entered and want to throw another one at me, feel free! Tomorrow I'll post the final with my favorite script.
I'm thinking I'm going to stop this contest at #15, next month. It gets no where near the amount of entries it used to. I guess a cameo isn't enough bribery anymore… people must want money or my firstborn. LOL!
Mod: ...this next question focuses on your *public communication policies*. Gentlemen, *MySpace* or *Facebook*?
Fred: Oh, *Facebook* for the win. I *love* its clean, straightforward interface and useful applications.
Zorphbert: Ha! You *also* have a *MySpace* page *dripping* with dancing pink poodles and Fall Out Boy singles!
(apologies to anyone who likes pink poodles or Fall Out Boy :P)
You might need slightly bigger text balloons for my submission.
Moderator: In an effort to reach a broad, diverse, & not at all nerdy, segment of the voting public, tonightâs debate will focus on the state of comics.
âObamaâ: Look, we have an ever shrinking number of syndicates â¦newspaper circulation is downâ¦the system is fatally flawed, & Iâm the best candidate to fix it!
âMcCainâ: Oh yeah?! I think the fundamentals of the system are completely sound! âBeetle Baileyâ & âB.C.â are just as fresh as they were when I read them by candlelight as a kid!
Moderator: How do you feel about the 5% tax rate increase?
Fred: My opponent doesn't go far enough with his 5% tax increase.
Zorphbert: My opponent goes too far with his 5% tax increase!
- homage to Futurama
Moderator: Candidates, how important is pop culture to your campaigns? Senator Obama, you first.
Fred: I love pop culture. I'm bringing Paris Hilton on the campaign trail with me to advise me on the youth of America.
Zorphbert: Hey, I tried to lure that little tartlet on my bus with a hard candy and she turned me down, her loss!
Moderator: With our country in a financial crisis, what is your plan to help us avoid another Depression?
Fred: A free kitten for every household!
Zorphbert: That's your answer for [b]everything![/b]
kitsunesan at 6:26PM, Oct. 22, 2008
T_T...politics XD....well like the art anyway
johncoswell at 10:30AM, Oct. 22, 2008
Mod: ...this next question focuses on your *public communication policies*. Gentlemen, *MySpace* or *Facebook*? Fred: Oh, *Facebook* for the win. I *love* its clean, straightforward interface and useful applications. Zorphbert: Ha! You *also* have a *MySpace* page *dripping* with dancing pink poodles and Fall Out Boy singles! (apologies to anyone who likes pink poodles or Fall Out Boy :P)
jebus at 10:29AM, Oct. 22, 2008
You might need slightly bigger text balloons for my submission. Moderator: In an effort to reach a broad, diverse, & not at all nerdy, segment of the voting public, tonightâs debate will focus on the state of comics. âObamaâ: Look, we have an ever shrinking number of syndicates â¦newspaper circulation is downâ¦the system is fatally flawed, & Iâm the best candidate to fix it! âMcCainâ: Oh yeah?! I think the fundamentals of the system are completely sound! âBeetle Baileyâ & âB.C.â are just as fresh as they were when I read them by candlelight as a kid!
Frumph at 9:36AM, Oct. 22, 2008
Moderator: How do you feel about the 5% tax rate increase? Fred: My opponent doesn't go far enough with his 5% tax increase. Zorphbert: My opponent goes too far with his 5% tax increase! - homage to Futurama
Brogan at 8:04AM, Oct. 22, 2008
Ah, man, I'm heading to work right now, too. Alright, I'll see if I can think something up soon...
ToonmanAZ at 1:26AM, Oct. 22, 2008
Moderator: Candidates, how important is pop culture to your campaigns? Senator Obama, you first. Fred: I love pop culture. I'm bringing Paris Hilton on the campaign trail with me to advise me on the youth of America. Zorphbert: Hey, I tried to lure that little tartlet on my bus with a hard candy and she turned me down, her loss!
Crispiest Fortune at 12:11AM, Oct. 22, 2008
Moderator: With our country in a financial crisis, what is your plan to help us avoid another Depression? Fred: A free kitten for every household! Zorphbert: That's your answer for [b]everything![/b]
ghostrunner at 10:53PM, Oct. 21, 2008
let me know if you receive the pq. if not i'll email- jim