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A gesture of goodwill...
Kairn deTempest at 1:29AM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Hi! I'm Kairn deTempest, only been on DrunkDuck for three days, and I'm hoping to have a good long run of it!

Uh…as for me, I'm kind of crazy, and I have a really odd sense of humor…other than that there's nothing really interesting to say…

It's great to be here though! :kitty:
Holy Florking Shnit, I'm going Nucking Futs.
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usedbooks at 1:46AM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Welcome! I must build a temple for this Florking Shnit your signature speaks of. I'm glad you've enjoyed your three days so far.
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Dark Clown at 7:45AM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Welcome, Would You Like a Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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amanda at 9:45AM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Welcome to the excitement that is DD.
At this point, I can only offer you a box of tissues as that's what I have close to me. Nice, clean tissues - with aloe.
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D0m at 9:58AM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Very nice to meet you!

Nadya- a tale about what happens to SOME of us when we die.

Currently: Nadya is awake and asking more relevant questions.
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Priest_Revan at 10:35AM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Welcome to Double D! Hope you enjoy yourself.
Updates Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday's (depends).

7/0

Offering Project Wonderful Ad space on my website.
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Kilre at 10:51AM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Crazy person! Have a muffin!
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trevoramueller at 11:21AM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Welcome to Drunk Duck, home to multiple crazy persons (some existing within the same body at the same time). You'll fit in well here.
My Drunk Duck Comics:


Nominated for numerous web awards, see more news at My Website
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Fenn at 11:40AM, Nov. 2, 2007
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(Check to make sure this thread wasn't started in September…)

Whoa, an actual new person! Welcome to DD. You sound crazy enough to fit right in.
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Kairn deTempest at 12:42PM, Nov. 2, 2007
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D'aww, you all make me feel so at home lol!

Muffins? Thermodynamically dissassosiative cola? Tissues? It's all too much! ^_^
Holy Florking Shnit, I'm going Nucking Futs.
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Miss Annoying at 1:55PM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Hey newy!

i will welcome you with a monkey
Too many table tops
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 2:10PM, Nov. 2, 2007
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HAI. I SPEKE WIT BAD GRAMEER.

No I don't. I quite disagree with it being easier to do.

HELLO, MY GOOD CHAP.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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crazyninny at 2:13PM, Nov. 2, 2007
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Welcome new comer!
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Rutger at 11:44AM, Nov. 3, 2007
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Welcome!

I offer you a box of meat! It's fresh still! I think…I kinda stay away from it myself.

Forget I said that..take the meat and run.

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!
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subcultured at 11:48AM, Nov. 3, 2007
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the box is a lie
J
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Lord Shplane at 5:11PM, Nov. 3, 2007
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Welcome.

subcultured
*Box Video*

I lol'd.
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maritalbliss at 8:56PM, Nov. 3, 2007
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Hi, Kairn. I'm Lynn. Welcome to Drunk Duck. An odd sense of humor goes a long way here.
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Kairn deTempest at 9:01PM, Nov. 6, 2007
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That's good to know :)
Holy Florking Shnit, I'm going Nucking Futs.
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Kilre at 9:02PM, Nov. 6, 2007
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It goes about 20 kilometers.

That's 15 more than regular humor.
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amanda at 9:23PM, Nov. 6, 2007
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That's only if the tires are fully inflated and you're not running the air conditioner.
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Rutger at 1:57AM, Nov. 7, 2007
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It all depends, stick shift or automatic?

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!
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amanda at 3:59PM, Nov. 7, 2007
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Well, stick is infinitely better in terms of power and efficiency…but with automatic, I'm less likely to run into the shrubbery repeatedly.
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