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Dave7 at 9:25PM, July 21, 2010
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You win the next GM election, but you prove to be so inept at the job that you are permanently banned from the entire Forum Games board.

I wish I had a job.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:21AM, July 22, 2010
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I wish I could wish that your new job didn't suck!

I wish I had a pony.
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Salsa at 9:28AM, July 22, 2010
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Granted. You now own a pony, that's really a kelpy. The first time you go for a ride the kelpy heads for the nearest body of water, drowns, then eats you.

I wish the grass would cut its self.
RAGE!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 12:09PM, July 22, 2010
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The grass cuts itself but the blood gets all over your new mower. Aw tartar sauce!

I wish the kelpy was real kelp.
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Salsa at 1:01PM, July 22, 2010
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Granted. You are not attacked by starving rabid sea otters.

I wish for a plane.
RAGE!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 2:11PM, July 22, 2010
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Granted but it's crashing into the Games Federation building.

Linkies!




I wish people would read that book. It's a good one.

I also wish I can find and watch the movie.
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JSCervini at 2:19PM, July 23, 2010
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Granted, but you realize it's a movie of Richard Simmons running on a treadmill. Running time: 4 hours, 34 minutes.

I wish the big ball of fire in the sky would turn off every once in a while.
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therealtj at 6:10PM, July 23, 2010
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Granted, but it crashes into the sun creating a supernova destroying the solar system.

I wish you loved me.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Dave7 at 6:34PM, July 23, 2010
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Granted. I'm now stalking you.

I wish I could get nominated for a DD Award this year.
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Mondenkind at 6:53PM, July 23, 2010
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Granted, but as a result you get a bunch of angry, jerky spammers following your every page…

I wish I had a way to talk to my boyfriend right now.
Run along with Captian Jack!
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Salsa at 8:28PM, July 23, 2010
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Granted. You talk to him so much he dumps you.

I wish I had a camera.
RAGE!
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Dave7 at 12:07AM, July 24, 2010
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Granted. You post incriminating pictures of you at a kegger with a road cone on your head. Your boss sees it and fires you, and no employer is willing to hire you.

I wish I had a bottle of vodka (it's 2am where I am, I should be drunk by now!)
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Mondenkind at 12:43AM, July 24, 2010
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Granted, you get so drunk that you attempt to hump a panda and are sent to jail for beastality. Because beastality officially became illegal yesterday…(I'm not going to get over that one for awhile. I honestly don't know whether it's legal or not.)

I wish that, through my new tarot classes, I will become a tarot master!

(I really am taking lessons…hope they go well ^^)



Run along with Captian Jack!
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BffSatan at 1:37AM, July 24, 2010
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With your tarot reading skills you predict your own suicide, you know you won't kill yourself so you figure crisis averted.
You continue to read the cards, predicting all sorts of minor events, eventually you predict the death of a loved one in a tragic car accident. You call them to warn them but they are already driving. They answer the phone and are distracted by it; they don't see the car ahead breaking.
You find that everything you predict comes true and cannot possibly be changed. Eventually this leads you to the realisation that the future is set in stone, even the choices you make.
With the knowledge that free will is an illusion your life becomes worthless. You see no reason to continue living and take your own life.

I wish to be amazingly talented at everything.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 7:14AM, July 24, 2010
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One of your many talents is to suck at everything.

I wish Nickelodeon sucked more.
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Salsa at 11:33AM, July 24, 2010
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Granted. their studio is now a super massive black hole

I wish I had a million bucks
RAGE!
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therealtj at 5:05PM, July 24, 2010
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Granted, and you also get your dream girl and buy everything you want, but you realize that the one girl you always loved as well as all your friends don't like the changed you, so in a heartwarming climax you trade your money to restore your old life.

I wish Dave7 would stop stalking me and just come forward with his love.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Dave7 at 8:54PM, July 24, 2010
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Granted. But then I realize you're not the kind of person I thought you were, and so I leave you after 3 months. Despondent and heartbroken, you kill yourself.

I wish I could remember what happened last night (why does my shirt smell like Panda?).
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confusedsoul at 3:42AM, July 25, 2010
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Wish granted, but it all comes back at once in the middle of an important meeting, making you scream “I GOT PANDA BUTT RAPED!” in front of your boss, an avid WWF member.

I wish I could get pages done on time.
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JSCervini at 7:09PM, July 25, 2010
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Granted, but now that you have free time again, those pandas are looking YOUR way now.

I wish that Dave7 would just take a shower to get that smell off of him already.
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Dave7 at 8:12PM, July 25, 2010
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Granted. I take a shower, but through an ironic twist, the city plumbing sends the drain water from my shower into your apartment. The next time you turn on your shower, you're blasted by dirty panda-stank water.

I wish I had a copy of Tekken 6.
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BffSatan at 3:26AM, July 26, 2010
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Granted, unfortunately, just like all those crazy-right-wing-nut-job-Christian-extremists predicted, all that violence influences you into murdering like a billion people, you get sent to jail. It gets worse when they accidentally send you to panda jail instead of people jail. Oh oh, you see where it goes from here.

I wish that my toast was less burnt.
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Salsa at 10:36AM, July 26, 2010
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Granted. It's less burnt than charcoal, but only a little less.

I wish I was proficient at Blender (program not appliance)
RAGE!
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JSCervini at 11:54AM, July 26, 2010
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Granted, but somehow you can only make a blender… in Blender… and nothing else.

I wish there was something to get that panda-stank off of me. Regular ol' body wash ain't working!
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Dave7 at 1:58PM, July 26, 2010
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Granted. You bathe with a bottle of Liquid Heat. Now your most sensitive areas are burning in searing, agonizing pain, but at least you don't smell like panda any more.

I wish I had something with which to fight off all these pandas in this jail.
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same at 8:08AM, July 27, 2010
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Granted. You get a female panda outfite with rear access. Lets just say they wont want to maul you anymore.

I wish the worst thing in the world happened.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 8:22AM, July 27, 2010
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It happened. but 1337 laughed at it.

I wish my headache would go away.
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Salsa at 10:50AM, July 27, 2010
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Granted. It's now replaced with excruciating pain over the rest of your body, but you no longer have a head ache.

I wish TFGM would log on.
RAGE!
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same at 11:18AM, July 27, 2010
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Granted. But he gets in an arguement with PP and doesnt talk to anyone else.

I wish i had my own sitcom.
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Wordweaver_three at 12:00AM, July 29, 2010
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Granted. You get Two and a Half Men, enjoy.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.
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