The 5 stages of death:

1 shot Crown Special Reserve

1 shot Cuervo Gold

1 shot Bacardi 151

1 shot Grey Goose

1 shot Everclear

Pour all five shots into a small whiskey glass, stir, and slam.

Whoah, that's got, like…all my favorite liquors in it. Except, I don't see any Jack. But still, I gotta try that. …I'm heading to TGI Friday's tonight, I'm going to have them make that for me. Thanks man!! :)

lastcall
Whoah, that's got, like…all my favorite liquors in it. Except for Jack. But still, I gotta try that. …I'm heading to TGI Friday's tonight, I'm going to have them make that for me. Thanks man!!! :)

I drink those like water… Of course I'm a soldier… We're known to drink.


My favorite drink, The Crown Sour:

2 shots Crown Special Reserve

4 shots Mrs. T's sweet and sour

1 lime wedge

2 cherries.

Mix all ingredients in a shaker half-full with ice, shake, pour, sip.




Also: Here's a good prank shot to use on a friend:

Cement Mixer:

1 shot Baileys Irish Cream

1 shot lime juice

Tell your friend to take the shot of Baileys, but to hold it in their mouth. Tell them to then take the shot of lime juice and “swish”.

The lime juice will curdle the cream, leaving a thick toothpaste consistency blob in their mouth.

And It tastes HORRIBLE.

^_^

I'm such an alcoholic…

notlikelytocare
Also: Here's a good prank shot to use on a friend:

Cement Mixer:

1 shot Baileys Irish Cream

1 shot lime juice

Tell your friend to take the shot of Baileys, but to hold it in their mouth. Tell them to then take the shot of lime juice and “swish”.

The lime juice will curdle the cream, leaving a thick toothpaste consistency blob in their mouth.

And It tastes HORRIBLE.

^_^

Isn't that also known as a "blow job's revenge"? :D

I'm such an alcoholic…

You and me both, buddy.

lastcall

WOOT! Drunken hugs!

*Sway*

THUD!

WOOOOOooo!!! …. I love you, man….NO, NO! I really d-do….w-wait…ugh…BLAAAARGH!

Ahhhh… Sweet memories. Or lack thereof…

When I'm drunk I tell everyone I love them.

Wait, this is about cooking?

What the hell.

youguyz…youz de best…i luvyou guyz…srsly…moar

rice with water and sugar

This is a very low budget meal that can be prepared even in the middle of a war or something…

All you need is

- cooked rice
- sugar/salt
- hot water.

*Mix them up and stir.

lol!

kyupol
rice with water and sugar

This is a very low budget meal that can be prepared even in the middle of a war or something…

All you need is

- cooked rice
- sugar/salt
- hot water.

*Mix them up and stir.

lol!

Everyone remember that recipe for the pending WWIII. We're gonna need it.

She's right. Every other plant will be blown to hell. Good thing Alabama is covered in Rice.

Sidwarrious
She's right. Every other plant will be blown to hell. Good thing Alabama is covered in Rice.

Not to forget one-third of the world, also known as Asia.

Thee won't be any rice fields in asia. The emmisions from all the Gundams will kill them.

Sidwarrious
Thee won't be any rice fields in asia. The emmisions from all the Gundams will kill them.

oshi-

I forgot about those…damn Japanese with their cool stuff…

Rilzy.

They don't protect their rice good enough. They need a Heihachi from Samurai 7 type of gu to protect them!

Sidwarrious
Rilzy.

They don't protect their rice good enough. They need a Heihachi from Samurai 7 type of gu to protect them!

I only know Tekken's Heihachi.

That guy's badass though.

I thought gundams have very low emissions?

I doubt it if a gundam will fail an emission test (its required by law in Ontario…) lol

kyupol
I thought gundams have very low emissions?

I doubt it if a gundam will fail an emission test (its required by law in Ontario…) lol

By the time the Gundams start fighting, emission tests will be history.

Most mobile suit run off an electric system, not an internal combustion motor. Trust me on this I know mobile suits. And the Japanese are still limited on tech because there is not enough open land to do full testing, that is why America will be the first to do suit tests.

Now, anybody have a non-alcoholic cake recipe that is easily molded into a mobile suit. I want to use it for my birthday in May. (this is to get us back on topic)

Coveinant
(this is to get us back on topic)

Thanks for the heads up. I hate you

Justget a mould shaped like a mobile suit and bake a cake in it. Hell, go nuts, bake a chocolate cake. It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.



Unless…the cake is a lie!

I betcha that girl with the pink hair is a real beeotch after they yell “cut.”

lastcall
I betcha that girl with the pink hair is a real beeotch after they yell “cut.”

As long as you do the cooking by the book, she's all sweetness.

Uh BTW, I mean a cake dough that is very malliable to where I can mold it.

lastcall
I betcha that girl with the pink hair is a real beeotch after they yell “cut.”

and astoundingly she's 16.

coveinant
Uh BTW, I mean a cake dough that is very malliable to where I can mold it

Puff_Of_Smoke

lastcall
I betcha that girl with the pink hair is a real beeotch after they yell “cut.”

and astoundingly she's 16.

Just…two…more…years!

Coveinant
Blardeblah

Is there any other kind of dough?

Cat…the other white meat.

shaneronzio
Cat…the other white meat.

Baby, the other, other white meat.

Ok guys, got another recipe challenge for you. come up with a meat-based recipes (nothing vulger please) that has beef in it. no chile, no meatloaf. think of something origenal please.

Corned Beef.

What do I win?