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Do you have a favorite quote or catch phrase?
Lonnehart at 2:42PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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I have a few. Don't remember where I got them though…

“God does not make junk.”
“Being neutral is like standing on a very long, thin fence.”
“What the…?!?”

and my favorite one…

“Thou shall not lead me unto temptation. I can find it myself.”

:)
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ERasER at 2:58PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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Yeah I have a few too -
'Likes Yikes' is one I use quite frequently and whenever a friend is hesitant of doing something I say ‘For the team’
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Custard Trout at 3:15PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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“No”

It's simple, but it gets the job done.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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elektro at 3:17PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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“Chaos Rules!”

“King Mutie” in exchange for “God”

“Shitting Christ!”

“Murf!”

(When really pissed)“Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your sister, etc.”

That's all I can think of at the moment.
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Disgruntledrm at 3:20PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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“There are 11 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.”
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ERasER at 5:24PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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Disgruntledrm
“There are 11 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.”

Ha Ha classic
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kyupol at 8:52PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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Psalm 23:4
NOW UPDATING!!!
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Red Slayer at 9:07PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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“What the fucking curse”
“What in the name of Erebus…”
“For the love of Satan”

Contrary to popular belief, i'm not a happy person.
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Chernobog at 9:09PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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“Everything is what it is, except when it isn't and except when it is.”
 
 
“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
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Tokoyoto at 11:00PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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“That's delightful.”
“Wacky.”
"Classy and sophisticated."
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Hguyver at 11:08PM, Oct. 22, 2009
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“I'm not crazy! I'm psychologically liberal!”
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worldwillshout at 12:19PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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Sweet Christmas
Cupcakes are the Devil!
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Aurora Borealis at 1:30PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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“Son of a Cocksock” whenever I'm angry.

Other than that… I guess random monty python quotes?
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Ryan_Scott at 1:52PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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I work in a realloy busy kitchen so I guess I come up with a bunch of really random crap… my personal favourite being ‘I’m not here to fuck spiders'
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GracehFaceh at 1:55PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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Oh, God. I have so many catch phrases/things I saw a God awful amount.

“And that's my book title.”
“This tastes like ass.”
“Shut up ______, you drunk!”
“*Obscure reference* Anybody? Anybody? Any love?”
“*Random babbling about Catholicism*”
“I WILL END YOU.”
“Reminds me of a Pokemon. ___chu, I choose youuu…”
“Don't touch, this ____ costs more than your family.”
“I gotta case of the sads now.”
“Or some shit.”
“This looks like it was made by some kids in a college AV room.”
“Step up.”
“Yay capitalism!”
“*Random story about something my dad did*”
“This is redunkulous!”

I'm sure there are more. I don't get new jokes, I just find a new audience.
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Dave7 at 4:07PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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“The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.” ~H.P. Lovecraft

Quotes I use on a more regular basis:

“Of course it isn't, I'm f*cking evil!” (Used in arguments a lot).
“Holy hell!” (Exclamation)
“Like two assholes on their first date.” (Comment I make when I see arguing couples).
“You are in hell, you are going to hell, and I will make it happen!” (Threat)
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seventy2 at 5:02PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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when someone insults me, “fine….jerk.”

freaking communist.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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jaex at 7:10PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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“Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's stupid. It means you are.”
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Gillespie at 8:27PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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My saying is “Awesomater!” but there are other grrrrrrreat quotes too!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:17PM, Oct. 23, 2009
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“Give a man a match warm him for a day. Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life.”

I have some of my own that I say often.

Rawr, I'll allow it, and It dosn't need to make sense.

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ERasER at 5:33AM, Oct. 24, 2009
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
“Give a man a match warm him for a day. Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life.”
Ha Ha, I like it
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crocty at 6:52AM, Oct. 24, 2009
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“Bloody hell!” Definitely my favourite.
Although saying “BLOODY FUCKING ARSE WANK” whenever I hurt myself is also common.

There's also “PREPARE TO BE ITERATED”, as well as zetta.
Hmm…That's all I can think of. But there's more. Loads more!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 1:35PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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ERasER
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
“Give a man a match warm him for a day. Set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life.”
Ha Ha, I like it
Thats what I said when I saw it.

I also like “Blood and Bloodly ashes!” If anyone knows where this is from you get a cookie.

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webcomics heh at 1:51PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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“All babes are chicks, but not all chicks are babes…”

Heh.

Smug I Could Do
it's only the BEST webcomic. Heh.
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lba at 2:15PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! is a common favorite.

Although fuckity fuck! of a fucking fuck! also works.

Otherwise, “Fucking A”, and “Fuck me running”. I got the latter from my brother-in-law.

I really only say things like catch-phrases when I'm hurt or otherwise unable to think. I used to say “you know what I mean?” a lot though. So glad I got over that habit.
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ParkerFarker at 5:45PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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one in my common vocabulary that would be of great exclamation in reference to an occurance that would not be of my preference; “Dick in my face!”

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Draven_Xero at 6:07PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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I wouldn't say I have a catchphrase, but I DO often use some of my lamer statements a bit longer than is really necisary, so it's become like, my shtick, or something.
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warefish at 7:04PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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“I'll tell you in another life. When we are both cats” (Vanilla Sky)

“Eat me pineapple square today”

“poop de poop poop poop”

“I gots the not-particularly-happies today”

“I'm broken”

“awesome sauce”

“penis pie” (don't ask)

“nfmhgrmifnifnif…”

“potato potato potato”

“I'ma aeroplane! I make aeroplane like noises. aeroplane aeroplane aeroplane…”

“I'ma _____! I make _____ like noises. ______ ______ ______…”

And that's just to name a few…

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fern at 9:00PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
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Chernobog at 9:16PM, Oct. 24, 2009
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“What you want most in life is meaningless. Because after I or someone very similar to myself has set you on fire, regardless of whatever you previously wanted, it will now be water.”
 
 
“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:41AM

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