harkovastOnly the mayor does. And I thought is was Lynch Ody Day.
I would be a great police officer!
I can bribes like a pro.
Niccea, we get Harems? Why was I not informed?
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
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Niccea
at 9:04AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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waff
at 9:09AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Nicceahmmm…while it does tell me why my box can move and still have a casino, a bookys and e-Bum's trading company when I open the flaps it doesn't explain why my box is so light or so deep
*puts on glasses and a lab coat* That is easy to explain. I have a degree in cartoon physics. Your box holds another dimension in it. But your box is the door to this dimension. *walks over to a building and rips the door of the hinges* You can't move a room, but you can move a door. However since your box is is under the the laws of cartoon physics, the room moves with the doors so it always opens on the same place.
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'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
at 9:16AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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waff
at 9:26AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Nicceaso my box is the doorway to another disemsion…makes sense.
You can carry a door…and it is a big dimension.
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'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
at 9:32AM, Feb. 4, 2009
I don't have a box. I have hammer space instead. *reaches behind her back and pulls out a mallet* Ta-da! *replaces hammer, glasses and lab coat*
So…do we have anything on topic that we must talk about?
So…do we have anything on topic that we must talk about?
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waff
at 9:41AM, Feb. 4, 2009
well on that note why do girls always have hammer space but boys have (In my case) a physics defying cardboard box and a convienient pocket.
![](http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Drunk_Duck_Mafia/gfx/Mafia%20banner.gif)
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
at 9:48AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Women have purses too, the Mary Poppins effect if you want to call it that…
I don't know know. Maybe preference?
I don't know know. Maybe preference?
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Vakanai
at 10:10AM, Feb. 4, 2009
waffMen have hammer space too, but it is located at a rather disturbing place.
well on that note why do girls always have hammer space but boys have (In my case) a physics defying cardboard box and a convienient pocket.
Plus you need a strong zipper and a cup to use it effectively.
So, what've I missed?
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Niccea
at 10:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Harkovast is on the newly formed police force.
Ozone is imagining a harem filled with female mafia.
Waff and I have been discussing cartoon physics.
Baron's fairy godmother is in the mafia…I think…that was a “Jo Momma” fight…
Gullas, the town butcher, is chopping up the bodies and serving them as deer meat.
Ozone is imagining a harem filled with female mafia.
Waff and I have been discussing cartoon physics.
Baron's fairy godmother is in the mafia…I think…that was a “Jo Momma” fight…
Gullas, the town butcher, is chopping up the bodies and serving them as deer meat.
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gullas
at 11:00AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Dear, pork, T-bone, grounded meat, lamb and occasional “drunkduck”, Townston special 8D
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odysseus55
at 11:10AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Harkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!
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Niccea
at 11:16AM, Feb. 4, 2009
odysseus55Harkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!
T_T How bout we lynch Dukat instead? It is a win-win.
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waff
at 11:24AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullasdo you do monkey?
Dear, pork, T-bone, grounded meat, lamb and occasional “drunkduck”, Townston special 8D
![](http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Drunk_Duck_Mafia/gfx/Mafia%20banner.gif)
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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odysseus55
at 11:29AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Oh hey! Here is a really funny thing we can do!
Everyone vote for Ozone at the last half hour today!
What FUN that would be. What a great look of surprise!
Ok! Lets do that!
Everyone vote for Ozone at the last half hour today!
What FUN that would be. What a great look of surprise!
Ok! Lets do that!
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Niccea
at 11:30AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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gullas
at 11:31AM, Feb. 4, 2009
WaffWe would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
do you do monkey?
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?
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waff
at 11:34AM, Feb. 4, 2009
odysseus55your only saying that to get everyone else off your backHarkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!
![](http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Drunk_Duck_Mafia/gfx/Mafia%20banner.gif)
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
at 11:35AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullas*turns green* It isn't a purple monkey is it?WaffWe would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
do you do monkey?
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?
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odysseus55
at 11:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
waffodysseus55your only saying that to get everyone else off your backHarkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!
Hobo, Dr, Entrepreneur and now clairvoyant?
Is there nothing you cant do?
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waff
at 11:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullaspreserve the head and arrange the meat into little cubes. and it had better have purple fur.WaffWe would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
do you do monkey?
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?
![](http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Drunk_Duck_Mafia/gfx/Mafia%20banner.gif)
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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waff
at 11:39AM, Feb. 4, 2009
odysseus55tap-dancewaffodysseus55your only saying that to get everyone else off your backHarkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Yes! Lynch Niccea!
Hobo, Dr, Entrepreneur and now clairvoyant?
Is there nothing you cant do?
![](http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Drunk_Duck_Mafia/gfx/Mafia%20banner.gif)
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas
at 11:41AM, Feb. 4, 2009
That'll be 5.99 $ I also take Euro/mastercard , visa and american express :)
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odysseus55
at 11:42AM, Feb. 4, 2009
waff
tap-dance
Yeah - me either.
Hey Gullas - whats the going rate to have Hobo prepared?
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gullas
at 11:44AM, Feb. 4, 2009
Well you would have to get me the hobo and then i would work out the price… *starts preparing the monkey*
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waff
at 11:48AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullasI don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
That'll be 5.99 $ I also take Euro/mastercard , visa and american express :)
![](http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Drunk_Duck_Mafia/gfx/Mafia%20banner.gif)
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas
at 11:50AM, Feb. 4, 2009
WaffSOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
![](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Niccea/Drunk%20Duck%20Awards%202011/finalists/sticksimplified.jpg)
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waff
at 11:53AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullasdarn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.WaffSOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
![](http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Drunk_Duck_Mafia/gfx/Mafia%20banner.gif)
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas
at 11:56AM, Feb. 4, 2009
waffI'll put it in a bag…gullasdarn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.WaffSOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
![](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Niccea/Drunk%20Duck%20Awards%202011/finalists/sticksimplified.jpg)
![](https://media.drunkduck.com.s3.amazonaws.com/users%2Fgullas%2Fassets%2F191.jpg)
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waff
at 11:59AM, Feb. 4, 2009
gullasthat depends. what damage did you do when you chopped the head.waffI'll put it in a bag…gullasdarn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.WaffSOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
![](http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Drunk_Duck_Mafia/gfx/Mafia%20banner.gif)
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:43PM
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