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DrunkDuck Mafia!
Niccea at 9:04AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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I would be a great police officer!
I can bribes like a pro.
Niccea, we get Harems? Why was I not informed?
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!
Only the mayor does. And I thought is was Lynch Ody Day.
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waff at 9:09AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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*puts on glasses and a lab coat* That is easy to explain. I have a degree in cartoon physics. Your box holds another dimension in it. But your box is the door to this dimension. *walks over to a building and rips the door of the hinges* You can't move a room, but you can move a door. However since your box is is under the the laws of cartoon physics, the room moves with the doors so it always opens on the same place.
hmmm…while it does tell me why my box can move and still have a casino, a bookys and e-Bum's trading company when I open the flaps it doesn't explain why my box is so light or so deep

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 9:16AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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You can carry a door…and it is a big dimension.
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waff at 9:26AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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You can carry a door…and it is a big dimension.
so my box is the doorway to another disemsion…makes sense.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 9:32AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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I don't have a box. I have hammer space instead. *reaches behind her back and pulls out a mallet* Ta-da! *replaces hammer, glasses and lab coat*

So…do we have anything on topic that we must talk about?
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waff at 9:41AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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well on that note why do girls always have hammer space but boys have (In my case) a physics defying cardboard box and a convienient pocket.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 9:48AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Women have purses too, the Mary Poppins effect if you want to call it that…
I don't know know. Maybe preference?
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Vakanai at 10:10AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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well on that note why do girls always have hammer space but boys have (In my case) a physics defying cardboard box and a convienient pocket.
Men have hammer space too, but it is located at a rather disturbing place.
Plus you need a strong zipper and a cup to use it effectively.

So, what've I missed?
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Niccea at 10:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Harkovast is on the newly formed police force.

Ozone is imagining a harem filled with female mafia.

Waff and I have been discussing cartoon physics.

Baron's fairy godmother is in the mafia…I think…that was a “Jo Momma” fight…

Gullas, the town butcher, is chopping up the bodies and serving them as deer meat.
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gullas at 11:00AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Dear, pork, T-bone, grounded meat, lamb and occasional “drunkduck”, Townston special 8D
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odysseus55 at 11:10AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!
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Niccea at 11:16AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Harkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!


T_T How bout we lynch Dukat instead? It is a win-win.
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waff at 11:24AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Dear, pork, T-bone, grounded meat, lamb and occasional “drunkduck”, Townston special 8D
do you do monkey?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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odysseus55 at 11:29AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Oh hey! Here is a really funny thing we can do!
Everyone vote for Ozone at the last half hour today!

What FUN that would be. What a great look of surprise!

Ok! Lets do that!
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Niccea at 11:30AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Let us not and say we did.
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gullas at 11:31AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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do you do monkey?
We would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?
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waff at 11:34AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Harkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!

your only saying that to get everyone else off your back

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 11:35AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Waff
do you do monkey?
We would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?
*turns green* It isn't a purple monkey is it?
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gullas at 11:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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I hope not, they tend to taste like mafia …
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odysseus55 at 11:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Harkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!

your only saying that to get everyone else off your back


Hobo, Dr, Entrepreneur and now clairvoyant?
Is there nothing you cant do?


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waff at 11:37AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Waff
do you do monkey?
We would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?
preserve the head and arrange the meat into little cubes. and it had better have purple fur.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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waff at 11:39AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Harkovast
Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!

your only saying that to get everyone else off your back


Hobo, Dr, Entrepreneur and now clairvoyant?
Is there nothing you cant do?



tap-dance

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas at 11:41AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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That'll be 5.99 $ I also take Euro/mastercard , visa and american express :)
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odysseus55 at 11:42AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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tap-dance

Yeah - me either.


Hey Gullas - whats the going rate to have Hobo prepared?
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gullas at 11:44AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Well you would have to get me the hobo and then i would work out the price… *starts preparing the monkey*
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waff at 11:48AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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That'll be 5.99 $ I also take Euro/mastercard , visa and american express :)
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas at 11:50AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
SOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
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waff at 11:53AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Waff
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
SOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
darn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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gullas at 11:56AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
SOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
darn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.
I'll put it in a bag…
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waff at 11:59AM, Feb. 4, 2009
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Waff
I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
SOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
darn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.
I'll put it in a bag…
that depends. what damage did you do when you chopped the head.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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