Meet, Greet, Show and Tell

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The Mortician at 8:43AM, Aug. 8, 2008
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New to the Drunk Duck forum, I think this is my first post, can't recall.
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Steely Gaze at 9:09AM, Aug. 8, 2008
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Wow, I can't rightly say welcome, as I normally do, since you've been here a while! Well, welcome to the forums anyway.

To be honest, I think you should meet Custard Trout. He looks as though he could use a good mortician right about now. ;)

Well, have fun, and don't wander out into the minefield. We put those big signs up saying “Minefield” and “You will die, do not step out here” but everyone thinks it's all a gag.

Until they blow up. Then we all get really sad for a few minutes. :(
A Roll of the Dice now with full-size pages!

John Clyde now with ten times the tacky Hawaiian shirts!
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Dark Clown at 9:21AM, Aug. 8, 2008
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Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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deepcheese at 9:25AM, Aug. 8, 2008
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Welcome to DrunkDuck! And I wouldn't drink the cola if I were you, because if you do, you may need a mortician of your own.
Apart from that, hope that you enjoy yourself on our crazy forums!

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The Mortician at 9:48AM, Aug. 8, 2008
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Steely Gaze
To be honest, I think you should meet Custard Trout. He looks as though he could use a good mortician right about now. ;)
In my expert opinion, he's alive and kicking. However, he should see a doctor about his unhealthy dietary habits. The man is practically (lack of) skin and bones!
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amanda at 10:04AM, Aug. 8, 2008
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Hello there! Welcome to the forums. I don't think you should meet anyone. Instead, you should become a hermit, grow a fantastic beard, and let small, friendly woodland creatures live in said beard. We could all regard you from afar as the wise man who lives alone with his infinite wisdom as none dare to disturb him, fearful of the potential dark magic which radiates from his creature-filled beard of awesome.
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crazyninny at 12:44PM, Aug. 8, 2008
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Whats a “mortician”, and do I need one for my cult?
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Custard Trout at 2:54PM, Aug. 8, 2008
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I actually read Project ADAM for a while on Comic Genesis, then I lost track of it. Nice to see you around here.

Also, ninny, a mortician is a person who infiltrates cults and destroys them from the inside.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Product Placement at 6:12PM, Aug. 8, 2008
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Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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crazyninny at 6:59PM, Aug. 8, 2008
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Custard Trout
Also, ninny, a mortician is a person who infiltrates cults and destroys them from the inside.

You would think that would scare me away, but it does not! WHAHAHAAAAA!!!

So, Mr. Mor. Do you take cash or checks?
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The Mortician at 10:26PM, Aug. 11, 2008
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Custard Trout
I actually read Project ADAM for a while on Comic Genesis, then I lost track of it. Nice to see you around here.
I am honored.


Thanks everyone for the warm welcome. Well, some of those who aren't trying to poison, maim, or stab. I have my eye on you few.
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Renga Studio at 4:42PM, Aug. 22, 2008
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

(Renga, looking like he got hit with a bomb, crashes through the ceiling.)

Unh, that hurt…

Seriously! What's with the minefield?! I thought that sign was a joke or some kinda decoration, but those mines proved me wrong! A guy could get killed out there!

Oh, hi The Mortician. Welcome to DrunkDuck. :) Have fun making comics here, and enjoy the weather. ;)

P.S., I'm not dead yet, so don't be getting any ideas.
Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!
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