harkovast
PP and TFGM

How can you get us confused? I'm the annoying yet loveable scamp and he is the GAME MASTER. Its the facial hair isn't it.

Will I'm bored guess I'll go read some Flame of Earth.

I'll have the night narration up in a bit…

aaaaand i'm all caught up now.

seventy2
aaaaand i'm all caught up now.

Actually your not. See we had an extra page but Hark and Crocty were like we can't let seventy2 see this amazingly awesome page and we decided to hide it. Okay don't tell anyone cause I'm not suppose to do this but here is a link to it.

TFGM take any of your avatars and give them a for sale sign.
Take any of PP's avatars and give them a green hat.

Or just take either of your avatars and take away all hats and signs.

Could anyone, honestly, tell who was who?

I rest my case.

(Also pardoner, games master…it is all authority figures to me)

Night 1

A certain individual was out on the streets. He had a plan. He’d been thinking about this and things were looking good. Yup, things were going his way. And a few others thought so too. Two shadows carefully stalked the individual completely unaware of the others presence. As their prey stopped to tie his shoe they pounced in unison…

…And collided right into each other, mid air, falling on their intended target who struggled to remove himself from underneath the bottoms of the undead.

“Jeez, this is pretty awkward… I mean- what are the chances?” Nosferatu laughed awkwardly.

“Haha! I know right? So what do we do now?” the Ghoul responded.

“Fight to the death for the chance to turn?”

“I’m just not really feeling that tonight, some other time?”

“You zombies just don’t have the fighting spirit like us vampires.”

“Hey, yeah we do! It’s just harder cause of all the decomposing…”

“Alright- wait where did he go?”

The would be victim had run away while the two had been deep in conversation.

“Well… That… bites,” said the Ghoul and the pair laugh at the terrible pun. “Some other time then?”

“Yeah, sure- heh heh- it’s a fight to the death date”, responded Nosferatu.

———

While those two were busy laughing the Alpha Male prowled around looking for a suitable victim. He spied a man sitting on a bench and figured, ‘hey there’s as good as any’ and went in for the turn…

Only to be thwarted by a dashing sliver pendant!

“Ha HA! Take THAT you form switching fleabag! No werewolf is taking ME down!” said the man brandishing the pendant in the Alpha’s face.

“NooooooooOooooooooOOOO!” howled the Alpha, quite distressed, as he ran away to hide for the rest of the night.

———

In a completely unrelated area of town a monster hunter was recruited.

harkovast
TFGM take any of your avatars and give them a for sale sign.
Take any of PP's avatars and give them a green hat.

Or just take either of your avatars and take away all hats and signs.

Could anyone, honestly, tell who was who?

I rest my case.

(Also pardoner, games master…it is all authority figures to me)

But I thought Randomdudeperson was suppose to look like the random guy PP got for his avi. So are you saying that we all three look alike and are in fact long lost brothers?

Wow I had no idea the zombie and the vampires would want me :D

TFGM holy crap! Now you come to point it out, yeah, you are all the same!
Freaky!
How large is this extended family I wonder?
I wonder what the name of your clan is?
And do you have a tartan?


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In other news….WOW! Could these monster be any less scarey?
Count Chocular, Shaun of the Dead and a drop out form Stubble Trouble (DD's greatest comic about Furries becoming aroused by shaving each other)!

These jokers are about as scarey as an evening with Andy Pandy!

Monster Hunters, take the night off! The town is clearly in no danger at all, other then the danger of falling asleep!

harkovast
TFGM holy crap! Now you come to point it out, yeah, you are all the same!
Freaky!
How large is this extended family I wonder?
I wonder what the name of your clan is?
And do you have a tartan?

Our clan is obviously the Random Green Placements. As for a Tartan…that is Scottist somethings? Screw it I'll google it…kilts? My legs arn't manly enough for kilts Hark.

lulz, nobody died.

Did I tell you guys about clues? No looks like I didn't… OKAY! Clues are given monster turning AND kills!

turning clues are made extra hard ((or so I hope) also when the van helsing recruits no clue is given since it can only be done twice)
kill clues are easier (for both monster and the van helsing)

Clues are from the first 5 page of comic, sig.s, avi.s, comic icons, comic names and profile pages. The usual clue hunting grounds i believe. And yes, there you go.

Okay, who has the phrase Nooooooooooooo! or something like that in their comic and or profile?
Any suggestions?

well, he's a male…we know that…

rokulily
Night 1

“Jeez, this is pretty awkward… I mean- what are the chances?” Nosferatu laughed awkwardly.

I think this is important. The awkward or the “what are the chances” bit.

rokulily
“I’m just not really feeling that tonight, some other time?”

I also feel this is important. Maybe the person is lazy?

rokulily
“You zombies just don’t have the fighting spirit like us vampires.”

The vampires are about fighting? Hak comes to mind here he is the spartian and his comic is about butt kicking fight scences.

rokulily
“Well… That… bites,” said the Ghoul and the pair laugh at the terrible pun. “Some other time then?”

Puns?

rokulily
“Yeah, sure- heh heh- it’s a fight to the death date”, responded Nosferatu.

Two weeks is kind of like setting a date?

rokulily
‘hey there’s as good as any’

Low expectations?

rokulily
“Ha HA! Take THAT you form switching fleabag!

Form switching? Changing avi? Or sig? Like the mafia sig changes. That would only narrow it down to a group but she did say they would be harder.

rokulily
“NooooooooOooooooooOOOO!” howled the Alpha, quite distressed, as he ran away to hide for the rest of the night.

Cowardly Wolf? Overly dramatic?

rokulily
In a completely unrelated area of town a monster hunter was recruited.

Crocty :D

seventy2
well, he's a male…we know that…

Let's not be hasty there. We should assume that Rokulily is using the old established narrative rule, where all characters are automatically male so that female players aren't exposed as easily. Normally there are fewer women playing this game and thus it would be unfair advantage to the town if the GM points out that the killer is female.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

rokulily
“Well… That… bites,” said the Ghoul and the pair laugh at the terrible pun. “Some other time then?”

Puns?

Only two people in mafia are well known for terrible puns. Ochi (who isn't playing) and Harkovast (just look at the Webcomic Review of Webcomics on the Web.)

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

rokulily
“I’m just not really feeling that tonight, some other time?”

I also feel this is important. Maybe the person is lazy?

I'm inclined to agree about this one as well. There are plenty of players that complain about being lazy in their profile though so it's a hard one to pinpoint.

My puns are awesome! They are not terrible at all….I mean….erm…What puns?

Seriously though, I'm getting a bit of Hakoshen vibe from what TFGM said, but he was a mosnter boss last time so the odds seem a bit long for him to get that again. I suppose it is no less likely then anyone else, but still…I just dont feel Hak is that lucky.

what IS this?! Multiple people ACTUALLY trying to solve the narration? When was the last time this happened? Am i the only one impressed?

also i am a fan of red herrings. but i HATE agatha christie. A plague on your books agatha christie! A plague!

If it makes you feel better, I'm not trying very hard.

harkovast
Seriously though, I'm getting a bit of Hakoshen vibe from what TFGM said, but he was a mosnter boss last time so the odds seem a bit long for him to get that again. I suppose it is no less likely then anyone else, but still…I just dont feel Hak is that lucky.

Oh no you don't! Don't ever doubt your wild paranoia like that Hark. The last time I dropped my guard like that, I decided to assume that Crocty couldn't be Mafia since he had been mafia so often before.

Turned out to be the Godfather.

PP okay then, lets lynch Hak.
Sounds like a plan to me!

harkovast
If it makes you feel better, I'm not trying very hard.

it does actually. I was wondering when the world was going to end and that tipped it right back from apocalypse to weirdville. thank goodness

rokulily
nothing happened

huh!? Really!?!

harkovast
Triplets!!!

Yeah, we're WORSE than twins! lol!

harkovast
TFGM holy crap! Now you come to point it out, yeah, you are all the same!
Freaky!
How large is this extended family I wonder?
I wonder what the name of your clan is?
And do you have a tartan?


——————————————————————————–


In other news….WOW! Could these monster be any less scarey?
Count Chocular, Shaun of the Dead and a drop out form Stubble Trouble (DD's greatest comic about Furries becoming aroused by shaving each other)!

These jokers are about as scarey as an evening with Andy Pandy!

Monster Hunters, take the night off! The town is clearly in no danger at all, other then the danger of falling asleep!

Oh thats funny!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Our clan is obviously the Random Green Placements.

Im first! Yeah!

rokulily
what IS this?! Multiple people ACTUALLY trying to solve the narration? When was the last time this happened? Am i the only one impressed?

lulz

Well. I'm just bored. I have no homework.

niccea- Read Harkovast then!

It's a noble effort to see people trying to solve clues, however they're doing it all wrong if they suspect me! ALL WRONG! In fact, if you read my comic and you should, especially after reading Harkovast since I have an ad there (or had anyways), you'll see my comic is all about… killing people. Hm.

So this pun deal. I for one don't make puns, I SHOOT PEOPLE who make puns! Ochi got lucky this time because I didn't have a pencil, paper and a scanner handy. In fact I don't even have a computer other than my laptop because Vista, in its dying breath took my system along with all my editing software with it. But I'm ranting about nothing here… As for the fighting spirit deal, my comic's hero has two modes; angry and bored, and in the first five pages is all angry! And let's be honest, six or seven people have comics with ninjas in the first five pages.

This “Hak is guilty” trip is just a ruse created by the fear mongering right-wing media! Oh yeah, let's kill the insane, violent psychopath! I know you all love me, but we have to get away from this trend of suspecting the most popular people first! Sure we tend to be bigger targets, but everyone's just as likely to be evil as anyone else!

So in that vein, I'm going to target someone who has yet to have any accusations thrown their way, seventy2! A wedding involving ninjas and someone running away AND a complaint about laziness all in one page? I don't know how that correlates but damn it, I'm sticking with it.

I really don't know any of you well enough to get any of these clues. Oh woe is me who is a n00b. D:

Retaya
I really don't know any of you well enough to get any of these clues. Oh woe is me who is a n00b. D:

Lesson number one then: If there's a bandwagon, get on it! Lynch seventy2 and read Harkovast!