Roku's head is a hat magnet.

Anyway. If im annoying anyone dont be afraid to PQ me and tell me to shut up.

Noted. -attaches small chain to fedora-

Zeph
Noted. -attaches small chain to fedora-

Won't work. Not after you've been blasted to bits anyway.

Salsa

Zeph
Noted. -attaches small chain to fedora-

Won't work. Not after you've been blasted to bits anyway.

true, the only way you're keeping that hat is by staying alive.

-rolls around in a giant plastic bubble-

rokulily

Salsa

Zeph
Noted. -attaches small chain to fedora-

Won't work. Not after you've been blasted to bits anyway.

true, the only way you're keeping that hat is by staying alive.

Good thing I don't wear a hat. I can already see you plotting my demise. That, paired with my propensity for getting myself killed means I wouldn't have a hat for very long, and it would spell my hastened and ultimate doom.

well, I'm going to bed. Night!

Same here. And im not talking about my user name. Its 4:35 am.

Day one Narrative!

The Townies were in a panic. What should they do?! Should they leave the mafia to the Future Mayor? “No!” Same shouted from amoung the townies. “We can't just depend on a future man to stop another future man. We need to stand up for ourselfs!” His speech was met with cheers and a few harsh words, for time travelers. “And the obvious leader would be” as Same was about to finish half the town shouted there own names.

Quickly the town was split into encampments. Each one wanting a different person for Mayor. Bribes were quickly unleashed from campaigners. Zeph claim diminion over bribes and was pushed into the forfront of the election. Product Placement seeing the town leading towards the dreaded bribes quickly mobilized his own campaign under the idea of competency. It could of been the his charsma or the sheer novelty of the idea of having a competent mayor, whatever it was it was clear that the townies had decided to place its fate in his hands. But the townies, being townies, still wanted their bribes so it was decided to elect Zeph as Pardoner.

As the crowds gathered to inaugurate the pair a mysterious figure stepped close to PP and whisper something. PP's face grew serious. The figure melted back into the crowd as PP signaled the crowd to be silent. A hush spread over the townies as they say the serious look on PP's face. “I've just been given a tip that Parker isn't really from the future!” PP said in a grim voice. The crowd as one turned there eyes toward Parker. He had glow sticks and a fog dispenser duck taped to him. He clearly looked like he was from the future.

“People!” The crowd looked back at Product Placement. “We have to attack now! If he lied about being from the future he could be a threat to our way of life!” the crowd didn't seem to be going for it. “He has yellow cake!” PP yelled. The townies looked back at Parker who indeed had yellow cake with chocolate frosting. He was eating it with a object that looked to be some kind of mix of futuristic spoon and fork hybrid. It must of come from the future. Product noticed the crowds mood. “People he isn't sharing!” he shouted. The townies realized that he was indeed not sharing and as one lept at Parker.

“Damn!” Parker cursed. As he doudged the grabbing hands of the mob. “I'm not going out peacefully you greedy bastards!” He said as he stabed the closest townie with his food eating tool. A townie reached for his cake and ended up with a glow stick in the eye. As fast as Parker he couldn't run. They had surrounded him while he was busy replacing a townies blood with the liquid that was in his glow sticks. After 20 minutes of struggling and many glow stick stabs later Parker was brought infront of a battered and brused crowd. Some had glow sticks stuck in them and one townie was glowwing from his blood transfusion. A rope was tied around his neck. “Any final words?” PP asked. “Just seven. Give me a title you mother fu..” PP quickly pulled the lever to silience the cursing.

Parker Farker the Mad Hatter and Mad glow stick staber is dead!


DAY ONE IS OVER!
NIGHT ONE HAS BEGUN!

Ladies and gentlemen. I believe this is the first time a mobster has been instalynched.

Can I have one of the glowsticks? Or are those technically evidence now.

Product Placement
Ladies and gentlemen. I believe this is the first time a mobster has been instalynched.

*Cough* I did last game *Cough* XD

Zeph
Can I have one of the glowsticks? Or are those technically evidence now.

We don't hold evidence in Townston. If you can beat Gullas to the body the light sticks are yours XD

All I remembered was that you lynched Harkovast out of spite. I had no idea he was a mobster.

Turns out he was also a mad hatter(miner). That role sure isn't having its lucky days in these games now.

P.S.

A message to all villagers!

I'm writing down a suspect list and you don't want to be on my list as a potential suspect. Everyone, please send me your role which will help me pinpoint the rest of those evildoers.

So the mobster miner is now deceased.

-takes the glow stick-

To clear up a few things.

Rays don't get pass the bodyguards and only person to know bodyguards are is Mayor.

Also interesting fact: Parker is the first player to use Glow Sticks as a weapon.

Another interesting fact. DO not attempt to eat the liquid inside a glowstick, it is not sour apple flavored candy.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
only person to know bodyguards are is Mayor.

A secret which I will treasure.

And don't forget to send me your roles people.

My homemade radar shall weed out any undesirables.

Epic radar.

Oh great instalyncher of mobsters your radar is obviously infalible and your wisdom infinant. So uh, could I get some change?
*Holds out top hat expectantly while making puppy dog eyes*

What am I supposed to do with a top hat? I don't have a hat to exchange with you.

And with those words, I will be heading to bed. Good night people. I expect a full mailbox with role admittances tomorrow. Failure to send me your role will only push you further up my suspect list.

P.S. Bodyguards need not to worry about sending me their roles. I already know their identities.

*Wanders off to find a box to sleep in somewhere, staring at an empty top hat and trying to figure out a more effective method of begging.*
Good night people.

Oh nutsacks! Well I am proud of that title. ParkerFarker The Mad Glowstick Stabber. It's futuristic, sheek, innovative, and yet bloody, everything I could've hoped for. Thank you TFGM for the narrative.

This one little election round has made me realise why I played all those games, I'll probs be back for the next game.

Wow, I went to the gym, come back, and there is SO much to read. And I have something to say to a lot of it. :p This is going to take a while…

rokulily
pretty, pretty please

(this is the picture i was refering to, does anyone remember it?)

I do :p

gullas
What's wrong with my meat? You think my meat isn't healthy? *tastes his own meat* HORRIBL- I mean mmmmm delicious <_<

I TOLD you that smothering it in chocolate wasn't a good idea. *goes back to work cutting up PF*

Zeph
I had to attempt to fight cute with cute. -shrugs-

I've tried that too, it don't work. Unless you're PP lol

same
I am a mafia. Nuff said.

I know who I'm voting for. Nuff said.

same
*Splits in two and goes to both sides*

Ok, that was just hilarious. Maybe I wont vote to lynch you just for that :p

rokulily
it is filled with daily baked goods (to either eat or throw at random passerbys)

0.0 *opens mouth real wide*

Zeph
-gets out the accusing stick-

I accuse the rock in the corner of being mafia. I say this, because as far as I know, the game hasn't actually started yet.

Then again this may just be my rookiness.

You catch on quick, yough grasshopper. :)

Zeph
Another interesting fact. DO not attempt to eat the liquid inside a glowstick, it is not sour apple flavored candy.

Brings back memories of my childhood. Unpleasant memories. *puts zeph on “to lynch” list*

And then there was a lot of cute pics from Roku, and hilarious pic by PP, and gratz at becoming mayor, and visition a volcano, and killing a mafian, and good narration TFGM, and im going to bed now :p

Man, That was quite a load of bullshit right there…
Well, may Peter Farker rest in pieces.

Ha ha! I gotz permission!


actually I don't wanna reveal it. game could end too quickly.

You've got nothing. You're just acting all important like… AGAIN.

Man… I missed a lot… well congrats on your victorious lynch mayor!

pff! congrats indeed!

ParkerFarker, you have failed me.
I shall nuke you to HELL!