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My name is Thomas Clemmons you killed my father...prepare to die.
Thomas514 at 9:44AM, May 21, 2009
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Hey everyone,

I just recently added a comic to Drunk Duck and wanted to pop to say “Hiya”. I am a professional illustrator and graphic designer currently working freelance while I try and get my comic strip off the ground. Let me know if you have any questions about creative problems you may be having or just to say “Hiya” back.

Glad to be here and look forward to getting to know ya :)
Thanks,
Thomas Clemmons

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Custard Trout at 11:22AM, May 21, 2009
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Have you ever punched a man so hard that his balls exploded? Have you ever punched a woman so hard that she grew balls, which then exploded?

I hope not, because that would be assault and you would go to jail.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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amanda at 12:00PM, May 21, 2009
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Look, Tom - I'm really sorry. I didn't know until afterwards that he was your father. Not that this knowledge would have changed anything, mind you. I just wouldn't have laughed so hard (maybe).

But despite our past, I hope we can be friends ^.^ Welcome to the Duck!
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 1:01PM, May 21, 2009
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I was framed.

Hello, there.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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Thomas514 at 2:35PM, May 21, 2009
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Awesome replies. I think I'mma like it here :)

As for punching balls, I have - in fact - punched a man that hard but it didn't make his balls explode, it made his dad's and his granddad's balls explode and so forth down through his lineage to the very founder of his family line until the man I did punch no longer existed. (Yeah, that was a long way around for a joke, but I feel it paid off well in the end).

Amanda - Ok. Fine. But I will most likely kill you in the morning.

Puff - That is what they all say! :)
Thanks,
Thomas Clemmons

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Custard Trout at 2:41PM, May 21, 2009
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As for punching balls, I have - in fact - punched a man that hard but it didn't make his balls explode, it made his dad's and his granddad's balls explode and so forth down through his lineage to the very founder of his family line until the man I did punch no longer existed. (Yeah, that was a long way around for a joke, but I feel it paid off well in the end).

That seems kind of excessive. I like it.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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AwesomeUnicorn at 3:07PM, May 21, 2009
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I am a proud contributor to this conversation about punching people in the balls and killing a man's father. This is a normal, every day conversation.

Welcome!
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 3:36PM, May 21, 2009
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Puff - That is what they all say! :)
Oh, toadpoo.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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Thomas514 at 8:44PM, May 21, 2009
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TOADPOO! I am going to just scream that out on the street at random times now. Awesome!

Ball punching conversations do seem to come up with startling regularity in day to day activity now that you do mention it. Glad to see I am not the only one :)

Seriously, thanks for the warm welcomes guys. Glad to be here :)
Thanks,
Thomas Clemmons

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Product Placement at 8:05AM, May 22, 2009
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So what are you guys talking about over here.

….



Goodbye.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Ryan_Scott at 6:40PM, May 29, 2009
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I'd gladly allow anyone of you to punch me in the balls… but only if somebody attractive (Male or female, I don't mind) would be so kind as to kiss them better!

Oh, and Welcome dude… you know that you can never leave now right?
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ParkerFarker at 12:34PM, May 30, 2009
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Oh, and Welcome dude… you know that you can never leave now right?

yes, Thomas, you should try the cake, it is very… appeasing, and once you eat it, you will be one of us.

Eat the Cake.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Dark Clown at 1:36PM, June 1, 2009
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Welcome, Would You like a Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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