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fern at 3:23PM, July 1, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he
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TheSwordUpsilon at 3:52PM, July 1, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened
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Evil_Snuffkin at 5:23PM, July 1, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the
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fern at 8:37PM, July 1, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar
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Will at 3:19AM, July 2, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants
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Evil_Snuffkin at 6:55AM, July 2, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without
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fern at 1:02PM, July 2, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it,
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Krensada at 8:42AM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and
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fern at 9:56AM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus
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Kohdok at 10:24AM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell
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fern at 10:33AM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into
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Cthulhu at 10:35AM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a
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fern at 10:42AM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large
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Insizwa at 10:56AM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap
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Cthulhu at 11:05AM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of
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fern at 11:58AM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming
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Krensada at 12:22PM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled,
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged,
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails.
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In
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Evil_Snuffkin at 7:12PM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris
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Cthulhu at 7:13PM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris Hilton
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fern at 7:15PM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris Hilton the
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris Hilton the dead
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris Hilton the dead were
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TrueNamu at 8:35PM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris Hilton the dead were taping
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris Hilton the dead were taping flies
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TrueNamu at 8:37PM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris Hilton the dead were taping flies eyes
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris Hilton the dead were taping flies eyes to
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TrueNamu at 8:44PM, July 5, 2007
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Fred was thinking about ham, because he couldn't imagine hairy animals speaking Cantonese without ham! Fred accidentally ate a screaming granny that tasted like shit. “Ewww, that was not black, it's green flavored!” Fortunately shit flys slowly, and he easily farted it pink and golden. Then the leprechauns come and hit him in the crotch until meteors dictated his every move. “Must Fate be annoyingly frantic? Why have underwear soiled the questionably grey antics of the netherworld's arse?” He took hold tightly and wedgied a piece of cheese between his crouch which looked like evil. Fred gasped in weary breath of the robot's stinkstar and faintes. Then the Metroid-killing contest winner, Samus, walks in spraying spam mixed tacos (yum?), shouting, “Ya'll should probably drop dead mutha kicklighter!” Fred slammed the cheese in to a taco that killed twenty-two penguins anally. Then Samus' armor fell on Fred, who shrugged it off onto Dr.Wanker Jr. High School Institute of Taco Land. Needless to say Samus fell. Fred said, “Yippie the cactus smelled like ham!” Then Megaman barfed on Fred's Uncle's toupee that smelled like volcanic ham. “What the f**k” Screamed Fred's story book. “Look at Samus' stinky laytex condom!” Dr.Monkey is dancing around the tree of doom. Samus was crying, because randomness is this strange singing witch. Fred ate all the sense that was fluffy marshmallows twice before Samus returned while unicycling in love with goiters. Goiters mom was a guy. His foot mutated giant racoons into pink bunnygirls all the day through. Eventually they LL over the Earth in furry wicked Barney-The-Dinosaurs! Then he f***ed his mom! Score! What he opened the grammar underpants without it, and thus fell into a large heap of steaming, Pickled, eranged, Entrails. In Paris Hilton the dead were taping flies eyes to each
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.

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