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Zeph at 8:46PM, July 21, 2010
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What will be new to me?
You will enter Mett's vault with hopes of sanctuary. He will then keep you there as a sort of horrifying mix of a dependent and prisoner until you produce for him the worlds sexiest picture. After the production of such a piece, he will kill both you and himself so that you two can keep the sexy scene alive for eternity in the after life. Incidentally, that is a fairly accurate portrayal of the movie's plot, once you do some cutting and pasting…

But my art isn't even that good. According to the people in the art and literature topic.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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jninjashadow at 8:46PM, July 21, 2010
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You know… that horrifying Mafia-Misery would make an half decent parody story…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 8:46PM, July 21, 2010
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Actually I just planned to watch some sexy and unclothed women beat him down…huh. I'm pretty sure I'll stick with beatdown, unless you produce some green? Then you'll actually be safe.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Hakoshen at 8:46PM, July 21, 2010
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True, the best part of a joke is thinking you're so clever for getting it.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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jninjashadow at 8:51PM, July 21, 2010
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Product Placement
Zeph
What will be new to me?
Misery is a movie about an accomplished writer who gets himself in an accident and is rescued by a devoted fan of his. Problem is that she's one of those “scary fans” and she keeps him there against his will, while forcing him to write a book with a storyline of her pleasing. This movie features a pretty shocking scene where she intentionally breaks his legs to prevent him from escaping.

The joke was that jninja was hinting that going to mettaurs place would mean that you would be forced through the same experience that the writer went through, where mett would lock you down there and force you to draw art for him. Since you haven't seen the movie, then this will all seem new to you.

It's true. Jokes do die when you explain it.
Huh? Oh no, wait it was “Deliverance”! That's what I wanted to reference! Cause you see in that scenario Mett would…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 8:51PM, July 21, 2010
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True, the best part of a joke is thinking you're so clever for getting it.
Tropes
Wikipedia is currently the world's largest collection of explained jokes.
^^

That made me laugh.
jninjashadow
Cause you see in that scenario Mett would…
…squeal like a pig?
Those were my two cents.
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Hakoshen at 8:56PM, July 21, 2010
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But my art isn't even that good. According to the people in the art and literature topic.

Looks to me like complaints about structure (the stuff about muscular depth and placement is understandable) and lighting (which only factors proximity instead of luminosity), a lot of it from the same two or three persons, and some stuff which seems to be preferential about angles, but overall, no one appears to be saying your stuff isn't good.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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jninjashadow at 9:06PM, July 21, 2010
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jninjashadow
Cause you see in that scenario Mett would…
…squeal like a pig?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 9:10PM, July 21, 2010
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Hey, I may be a perv, but I'm no sadistic insane fan-insanity is below my level of crazy guy. But I'd probably offer refuge as long as I got paid.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 9:12PM, July 21, 2010
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With my new avatar in place, I will never be under dressed again!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 9:17PM, July 21, 2010
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Hey, I may be a perv, but I'm no sadistic insane fan-insanity is below my level of crazy guy. But I'd probably offer refuge as long as I got paid.
You know what? I was just reading this and it made me think of the times when you were new around here and you were portraying this goody goody two shoes who only wanted to save the day and be a hero.

I feel proud to have participated in your corruption.
Those were my two cents.
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jninjashadow at 9:22PM, July 21, 2010
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Hmm, yes, i say Huzzah for the soul staining of the former white knight. i do so hate those who would ruin my fun stemming from perversion and misdeeds.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Zeph at 9:22PM, July 21, 2010
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Me corrupt Mett? I would never, I am the most goodie goodie person here.


-coughs-
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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jninjashadow at 9:27PM, July 21, 2010
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*the above comic*
I like where this is going. Also, that bar-keep is one handsome fellow if i do say so myself.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 9:35PM, July 21, 2010
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Curse my phone having such a tiny screen! I can't read a thing! Oh well, I'll just read it later then.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 10:03PM, July 21, 2010
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Sorry,I had to do it :)
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 10:19PM, July 21, 2010
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Again, small screen! Please explain what the 'ell is goin on.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur at 10:19PM, July 21, 2010
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Again, small screen! Please explain what the 'ell is goin on.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 10:38PM, July 21, 2010
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Again, small screen! Please explain what the 'ell is goin on.

Dueling Banjos scene from Deliverance.
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 10:48PM, July 21, 2010
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@Salsa, don't understand.
@Ninja, nice hat, is that the 300 Gallon model?
@PP, who knows, one day the white knight may return,DUNDUNDUUUN!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow at 10:54PM, July 21, 2010
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White knight again and I go upside your head with a tire iron. And no, it's not 300 gallon, it is my “Sky Raper”. That's right, the “Sky Raper” is perfect for parties, out doing those who attempt to be fancy, or for confusing the hell out of pilots. It also shows my disapproval of me losing my position as Townston's best dresser.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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rokulily at 10:59PM, July 21, 2010
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It also shows my disapproval of me losing my position as Townston's best dresser.
it's that actually ozoneocean? i remember something along those lines…
 
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:02PM, July 21, 2010
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In.

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Mettaur at 11:06PM, July 21, 2010
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A way to recycle those crappy sega-fan sprite comics, cut off a characters heads, dry the skin and use it as a hat to scare the living shit out of anyone considering a lazy sprite comic from paint. staple foxtails to the hat if u want, to give it flair! One more recolor comic, I SEE ONE GODDAMN MORE, and I will sport a freshly made hat.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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seventy2 at 2:31AM, July 22, 2010
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11 already?

I guess i'm in.
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herio at 3:22AM, July 22, 2010
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i haven't done one of theses in ages i sign up

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same at 3:28AM, July 22, 2010
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Im in for my last game before I quite for a while.
Nothing else to do now.

Edit: Aparently I've been in all along.

And lol at my title.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:15AM, July 22, 2010
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I just had a huge post in which I quoted about four people and now it's gone thanks to getting logged out.
I hate when that happens…


Well what I said was:

To same - I started it.
To jninja's Misery - Ever read the book?
To Zeph's Misery - Break his feet and keep the pills away!
To PP corrupting Mett - Ten points awarded.

…hmm…without quotes I guess that wasn't so big at all…
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same at 6:02AM, July 22, 2010
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:13AM, July 22, 2010
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same


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