Should we call the FBI?

Why?

Wouldn't there be a new MOD position open?

Wouldn't I be a good mod for the Welcoming forum?

Isn't that the useless forum?

Why do you say that?

Isn't it because fern is no longer posting in it?

Isn't it still good, because I still post there?

Shouldn't marital' be the MOD for that?

Maybe?

Wouldn't you agree that she'll be the best MOD of all time?

Would I be a bad mod?

You have to show more credibility then just being in the forums constantly, I believe you must also commit to DD in many other forms such as actually updating comics, after all, that is what DD is all about, while I constantly post in the forums I also constantly update 5 comics and I also visit my fellow DD'ers comics and rate/comment them based on their performance and things of that nature, there is also your credibility of whether you'll still be around DD after 2500 posts or you'll just be another Rich, and not only that, you must also develope a strong and respectable relationship with the admins/mods in order to be considered in the running of a MOD and hardly get into any fights for if the time comes of consideration they won't just look at you as another person who wants to raise up their post count and nothing else… and you must also show that you are deeply serious when posting in the DD forums instead of WTF pictures in the General forum, it would be nice if you gave a true opinion instead of constantly trying to be phuknee, though there are different rules for each forum it would be still be nice to show your different sides, you want to show to the MODS as well as the ADMINS that you are most certainly ready for such a high responsibilty as MOD promotion… right?

So… I'm S.O.L, huh?

Just to let you know, I don't plan on ever leaving DD.

Why wouldn't marital be good for the position?

When did I say she wouldn't be a good mod?

I totally had nothing to with Fern leaving that forum, did I?

I don't think any of us are fit to mod, notice how all the mods have great comics and such. I however don't have a great comic, and I don't update regularly. I could make a great drawn comic, I just don't see it's worth the effort for me. I was thinking of a comic idea, basically just random escapades for every comic usually involving jokes, violence and vulgarity. But I can't think of a name.

Why doesn't Eggbert's comic have any pages?

Do you really wanna know?

Are you actually going to tell us, or are you trying to look good by pretending you know the answer to the stated question?

How would anyone know?

How wouldn't anyone know?

What were we talking about?

The Who's Hot, Who's Not of DrunkDuck?

Who's hot?

im hot…right…guys? ….fern? anybody??????

Hahaha, what?

sorry…did you say something, i was distracted by how awesome i am…well?

You? Awesome?

Can't we just let him be deluded?