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Why, hello there
cerablu at 4:04AM, Nov. 13, 2008
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Hi! I'm a brand new DD member. In the past I used Smackjeeves to host my comic, but I came here to see if it was any better.

I've skimmed through a few of the threads on the forum, and it already seems that the general intelligence level here is significantly higher than that of Smackjeeves. XD

I hope I'm right?

Anyway. Just thought I'd say hi. *waves*
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 4:25AM, Nov. 13, 2008
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Hello Cerablu: there is a stringent intelligence test that you simply must sit in order to be accepted here. Please answer the following:

1) What can you tell us about the viscousity of glass?

2) What kind of planet is Pluto?

3) What do you get if you fall in love?

4) What is the average temperature of cola?

Your own answers please: you may be required to show your calculations.
Er……..boo!
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amanda at 6:51AM, Nov. 13, 2008
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Hi, Cerablu! I am here to help you cheat on Scarfie's pop quiz! The answers are:

1. My, it certainly is viscous!
2. Trick question! Pluto is a dog.
3. A healthy understanding of why people can't be trusted. (What, me? Bitter? Pffft, no way.)
4. Hot, cold, or a mixture of both. Also, it's poison. Don't drink it.
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 8:28AM, Nov. 13, 2008
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Amanda
3. A healthy understanding of why people can't be trusted. (What, me? Bitter? Pffft, no way.)
We'll accept that as it paraphrases the examining board's answer:

You only get a pin to burst your bubble,
That's what you get for all your trouble.

Well done Cerablu: you've passed with flying colours. Not only that, you're in the Top 3% of the Duck Intelligence Quotient and in the event of a military coup, you are fourth in line to take complete control of this site.

*stands to attention*

Awaiting your orders Field Marshall Cerablu SAH!
Er……..boo!
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Mushroomcomix at 9:26AM, Nov. 13, 2008
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Hi there Cerablu it seems that you are going to be our new Field Marshal for the take over eh? There may be some people who want to hear about this… oh and welcom to the Drunk Duck!
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Renga Studio at 10:35AM, Nov. 13, 2008
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Hi, cerablu! Welcome to DrunkDuck! :) Before you accept your position as a field marshal in the event of a hostile takeover, you must first answer this bonus question: If you can have any kind of weather to take place right here and right now–any kind at all, no matter how silly and/or impossible–what would it be?

Just give me an answer, and you'll win a special prize! ;)
Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!
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Biz3 at 4:07PM, Nov. 13, 2008
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Greetings true believer. Word goes around that you can't trust strange people with hooded robes anymore - if you ever see one, make sure to shout.
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Aghammer at 3:07PM, Nov. 14, 2008
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Hey, you don't want any prizes from Renga! Anyhow, welcome to the duck and enjoy. Don't let Scarf confuse you, btw, insanity often sounds like intelligence.
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Custard Trout at 10:18AM, Nov. 15, 2008
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Don't join Iron Scarf's coup, it's a ploy to steal your thoughts and replace them with raspberry yoghurt.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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amanda at 11:19AM, Nov. 15, 2008
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Custard Trout
it's a ploy to steal your thoughts and replace them with raspberry yoghurt.
It's really quite nice. *gloop gloop*
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thoththegrey at 11:40AM, Nov. 15, 2008
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Welcome. Don't mind Amanda. She just switched to writing a yaoi comic and is a bit grumpy about it…
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Aghammer at 2:40PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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Replace my brian with rasberry yogurt and I might too.. ha. (oh, and go ZOE!!)
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cerablu at 2:26PM, Nov. 18, 2008
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*head explodes*
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Aghammer at 5:42PM, Nov. 18, 2008
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Hey, that's what happened to Brian!
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