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I hate Mel Gibson (and I'm not even Jewish!)
harkovast at 6:36AM, Jan. 8, 2009
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Yes, I hate Mel Gibson.
Fortunately, the internet is a great way to take revenge on your enemies.

Go read my article on The Patriot and see what I mean-

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Patriot

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confusedsoul at 7:42AM, Jan. 8, 2009
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I'm not a big fan of his movies (Lethal Weapon has dated terribly) but I know one croup of people he's got in in for…

THE ENGLISH!

A movie review pointed out that the character he portrays in the patriot was an adulterous bigot, but that was left out. I'm surprised the English didn't kill jesus too.

Actually, that would almost make me want to watch the passion of the christ, but not enough.
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confusedsoul at 7:48AM, Jan. 8, 2009
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Hey, where did you get my family photgraph from? The one where all our oversized plummy English teeth and rotting skin are coming off?

(Nice choice of a Lordi photo, by the way).
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harkovast at 9:00AM, Jan. 8, 2009
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Jesus was killed by the evil british jew nazis.
It's all right there in the bible!

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confusedsoul at 9:47AM, Jan. 8, 2009
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Oh yes, New testament from the disciple Mel.

“And the devil, in his wickedness, created a race to punish and enslave good souls. And lo, they did, very wickedly. The demons were bequeathed, why punish good souls who seek only enlightenment in the eyes of our lord, and the demons spoke thusly-

”For we are british Nazi Jews, and we are mean like that."
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harkovast at 10:54AM, Jan. 8, 2009
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Testify!
Praise the Mel!

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ParkerFarker at 6:11AM, Sept. 19, 2009
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I do have respect for Mel, Mad Max is just the coolest movie in existence.

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harkovast at 8:52AM, Sept. 20, 2009
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Okay Mad Maxwas good, Mad Max 2 was awesome….but then they made the god damn third one…..
Why the hell did they have to go and made the THIRD ONE???

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Genejoke at 12:01PM, June 4, 2010
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I like Mel Gibson, sure he has done some ropey films (what actor hasnt?) but can he be blamed for the patriot? did he write it? No, dod he direct it? No. I am sure that he could have pulled a power play and got the script altered hey maybe he did but without proof he did I find it impossible to lay blame for the rewriting of history solely at his feet.

As for Braveheart… well I like the film in spite of a few big gaffs.
Same with passion of the Christ although there maybe less errors, who can say as it's all nonsense anyway. one, two , three… religious backlash!

Apocalypto was also a very good film and I want to see his Viking film, who cares if he is antisemitic, repiblican communist or whatever. The guy is entitled to his views, freedom of speech anyone???? I may not agree with it but I won't hate him for a drunken outburst.
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harkovast at 6:16PM, June 4, 2010
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Genejoke, you are quite right. I cant just blame Mel Gison for the Patriot.
Everyone else involved is an ass hole as well.
Even Odo from deep space 9.
Mel Gibson is just the most visible one (and he has done plenty of other things to piss me off as well!)

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itsjustaar at 12:27AM, Dec. 13, 2010
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I still like Mel too. Like most actors showing their age, senile insanity eventually seeps in and the media exploits this like a hot new fad. Granted, I dunno what the heck's been with him in his later years… xD …but if this is the fate to my favorite manic cop from all four movies, then I think his coffin may be sealed.

The last movie I've seen with him in it was ‘Maverick’, a better alternative (muchly) to Will Smith's Wild, Wild West.
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harkovast at 4:49AM, Dec. 13, 2010
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I need to post an earlier version of that article.
The problem with uncyclopedia is that people edit it trying to be funny but failing, like sticking in random star wars references or stuff that makes no sense (someone changed the word ‘war’ for ‘Elephant’ in one sentence, which just makes its read like it wasn't spell checked.)

As for Mel Gibson, I just don't like how he made so many films about hating the English. I never made a movie about hating Mel Gibson, so why does he have to make one about hating me?

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metabad at 3:55PM, Dec. 14, 2010
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Ever see this?
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harkovast at 4:17PM, Dec. 14, 2010
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I think a music career is not far off for Mel!

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