I think I like this one. If nothing else,
I made something that sounds like the opening of
a chapter. Hmm, we'll have to see where it
takes us wouldn't we?

Dog snapped at me today. I dared to put the
blanket over him and then tried to give him
a pat on the head. Don't know what to do when
that happens. Last time I had him by the throat
before I knew it, this time I shied back. He's
a little dog, not, like, a toy that I could
snap by stepping on, but I know that I could
take ‘im in an even fight. Which is only important
because I don’t want to hurt him should it
come to fist-a-cuffs, but he'll only take a
non-action as a sign of weakness. I think the
real problem is that the Lady of the House has
a problem with me. What problem, I do not know,
but he is her dog, so it would figure that she has
a problem. Sigh, times are tough.

Anywho, big day tomorrow, and I feel better with
a fresh bit of crap for your enjoyment.

Bon Appetit!

~A~