Poor Sam… She's a bit of a scruffy gal, but she's got a good heart. Why can't she get a girlfriend (who isn't insane)? You see, Sam's… *ahem* “ladyparts” are rather too loquacious! It has an opinion on EVERYTHING, and most of all it doesn ...

Okay guys, there's a lot of stuff in this newspost, so I hope you're paying attention!

First up, and maybe most interesting to everybody, is something from Wowio. There's three parts:

1. They will be at San Diego Comic-Con and want to know which DDers will be ...

A new DD member interview! This one is conducted by ifelldownthestairs, a champion of a man, who always is happy to help out around the house and fill in for folks when slack needs to be picked up (as was the case here, as taradaga's original partner vamoosed). Also ...

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Kegass is a big fat otaku pervert slob good for nothing loser. Then he meets Jaybee and his life changes… ALL his dreams come true… and since he's a big fat otaku pervert slob good for nothing loser, that's pretty bad. Trust me.
As the new manager for ...

I'm a cowboy, howdy howdy howdy howdy!

OK guys, the holidays are over and it's time again to start spending your free time on the internet- may I suggest the Drunk Duck Community Forums? Well too bad because I just did!

DD has always been a great site ...

How are you? Good? That's good. Good!

OK guys, I'll tell you something: I've been naughty. I've had lots of PQs for newsposts for a while now and been too lazy to make the newspost. I know, I'm a disappointment to us all. :[ So, let ...

A few days ago, Children at Play hit its 50th update! On top of that, kingofsnake's announcing a contest wherin if you send in a picture of yourself you win a chance to have a character model drawn based on you that will be a reoccurring background character from ...