(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Sympathy for BK

Black Kitty, or Jenny Lui to some, lost her mother to cancer two days ago.

Black Kitty has worked tirelessly as an administrator here at Drunk Duck. Over the years she's helped to build this community into something wonderful; from its earlier days right through to ...

A quick Friday newsposts! Just a reminder to those who haven't seen Skoolmunkee's earlier posts: we're trying to update the news more frequently but keep it shorter at the same time. If you don't see your news here, then look again Monday. :)

But news news news ...

First, a couple of little site-type announcements…

Dragonlova, who came to us from Platinum Studios, has left the job and surely moved on to bigger and better things. She was a friendly and familiar face on th forums, and met some of you at Wizard World. Also I for one ...

First an announcement from mean skoolmunkee!

OK, remember everyone, forum signature images shouldn't be larger than 480x60 COMBINED! That means if you have two they can't both be 480x60… Do you know how annoying I find it to have to go PQing everyone because they didn't read ...

A few days ago, Children at Play hit its 50th update! On top of that, kingofsnake's announcing a contest wherin if you send in a picture of yourself you win a chance to have a character model drawn based on you that will be a reoccurring background character from ...

I'd like to remind everyone of just a couple of rules. (Bear with me please!)

Firstly, userpics (the ones that you can upload in your control panel) - these really need to be kept to 35kb or less. When these start piling up in the comments sections of pages, and ...

(Chalupa) Chelano has posted his 100th Brutus strip! Go on by and get your regular dose of adorable yet semi-abusive bird antics!

Inkmonkey has just posted Elijah & Azuu's 1000th strip! That is… well, the only word I can think of to describe that amount is something like “whopping.” This ...

Firstly, I want to apologize to everyone who sent me a private message and didn't get a response. I got your message but I hadn't been able to reply and things just started to pile up.

So think of this newspost as my response to you all. :)

Yami ...

You can now read old newspost! …Well, you always could in the Main Page/Newspost Discussion forum but now it's more convenient! All you have to do is go down to the bottom of this newspost and click on “Read Past News” and you're all set.

I say ...