(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Since I bumped BK's newspost down a bit, could any members of the DD Book 3 anthology (you know, from 2 years ago) PLEASE send her a PQ (if you have not already done so) to let her know if you still want her thingy in the book? If ...

Alright class settle down! It is time to begin today's lesson: DrunkDuck news!

First of all, those of you who were part of the original list of contributors for the third DrunkDuck anthology! Please PQ me as soon as possible. Some of you already did and I should have ...

Last Place Comics has reached 100 pages! Fantastico!

Allan has reached 150 comics and now everyone knows it! Excelente!

Priest_Revan's 2s Company has reached 75 pages! Magnifique!

Bloodlust: Eternal Conflict by Krimblade is at 50 pages! Groot!

mdean's No Guarantee has reached 50 pages! Fantastisch!

The always-excellent No ...

I'm supposed to be doing these more often so they aren't a huge update each time but I can't seem to get the hang of it. :[

Community Stuff!
Hey guys there's some new community things going on, you should check them out!

This one's name ...

Last time I made a post about the comic Billy Learns to Rock but the link was wrong :) so here's a post with the right link!

Uncle Doug by makingcomicsstudios is 25 pages strong!

Nerfherder tells me that his comic Geeks the Comic Strip is 50 strips old!

Starship ...

I salute you! Because I'm about to go to work. And rocking is more fun than working.

Well it's been only a couple of days, so of course I have a very full PQ box with lots of news!

Rina_ran is having a contest!

I'm holding a ...

Also, ARGH how is it almost September ALREADY? What have I done with my year? ;_;

Meanwhile, ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Comic Remix 3.0 results are in! There's a ton of them guys, and they're all awesome! Visit the page to see how Drunk Duckers have interpreted each others' comics ...

Drunk Ducker Evil Emperor Nick has been “secretly dating” Amelius for over a year now, and he proposed to her at Wizard World Chicago… she said yes! So congratulations to the happy couple! Maybe they will release ducks at their wedding? And then the ducks would like, land and waddle ...

I'm gonna make this quick because I have a Comic Remix to color! (They're due Monday, how much you want to bet the results will start being posted this week?)

Speaking of community stuff, DD Draw-Off Part 5 has started! Are you up to the challenge? I am ...