If fanfiction were real, then fanfiction characters would be real… including Mary Sues, those perfectly despicable do-it-alls. And where would they come from? Why, a Mary Sue Academy of course, where they learn all their tooth-sickening traits, perfect their niche (there's even a Little Mermaid), and are unleashed upon ...

You all realize at some point in history the decision of how to decide a new year was pretty arbitrary, right? Buuuut it's a good excuse to have a party so I don't have a problem with that.

Speaking of parties, don't forget about the DD community ...