Keybounce at 9:23AM, July 19, 2014

Ahh, I see. "Pronoun trouble."     "Puka" versus "Pooka". These are not the same noble, ancient creatures -- these are just worthless vermin of magic.

mhalpern at 7:34AM, Aug. 4, 2013

Wait I got a few questions. Can pooka liver handle caffeine to where it won't kill them but certainly effect them? If so I'm sure Lan won't mind "borrowing" war supplies from his younger sister. And if the pooka army will be able to react to the eventuality that sky-iron dust is used to render them defenseless, logic would dictate that sky-iron has a counter material, something that would neutralize its effects likely used by druids as training wheels.

mhalpern at 5:08AM, July 31, 2013

if Lan's family isn't enough then pooka warriors holding them at gun/sword/bow point should be

magicalmisfits at 10:00PM, July 30, 2013

Spencer

magicalmisfits at 10:00PM, July 30, 2013

Imagine that a dragon of Soencers reputation not being believed! I would think that would start a war.

houseofmuses at 5:38PM, July 30, 2013

Kind of like the movie Cloud Atlas: when Sonmi-451 realizes that the humans were using the clones as a renewable meat source and feeding them back to themselves....

man in black at 8:30PM, July 29, 2013

great page

mhalpern at 5:45PM, July 29, 2013

Oz remember the griffin that was on patrol at the breeding farm? now think that on a "slightly" more sensitive scale... Artdude2002 You think people would knowingly eat others if they can help it?

artdude2002 at 3:21PM, July 29, 2013

They think Pookas are non-sentient? That's some dirty misinformation.

Ozmandious at 2:41PM, July 29, 2013

Not everyone will buy the proof, no matter how good

skobel at 2:35PM, July 29, 2013

5

mhalpern at 8:12AM, July 29, 2013

Mr. Kaos its already a war but yes hopefully they will get a peaceful solution before the one side fights blind of there opponents cause, the priesthood will OBVIOUSLY decide to try and finish what their ancestors started when they hear, some governments will choose what is more profitable over what is right and just, now it's about getting the just countries to want to side with Lan and plotting out those that only see the decline of the blood and meat industries and the abolition of the TARDIS bag enterprises coming from an alliance meaning less tax money to blow.

Mr Kaos at 7:59AM, July 29, 2013

"let's wear someone's skin to their parties." well i hope they will get a peaceful soluation on this problem that soon will become into a war.

mhalpern at 7:04AM, July 29, 2013

fine print on pooka females: Warning side effects may include confusion, complications, alot of children, death, shortened life span, angry mothers, kidnapping, dumbfounded-ness, surprise harems, angry females, baths, and new shirts. If you wake up with any of these side effects buy from your local Summer-Bucks immediately call us at 1-800-Coffie or try our website at www.BuyMoreCoffie.com we even have necromancers standing by to help at a low cost.... Had to cause Summer would.

mhalpern at 6:47AM, July 29, 2013

Time for them to meet Lan's family ooh fun... ok so whom are they gonna need for security the way I see it there will be two security teams and an escort one getting their no undead, the other with the living and the dead... this could get ugly the MM world is busy so they can't help from them... BTW this reminds me pooka being the source of the majority of this worlds magic they could do with some basic Mage training couldn't they no staff required? and they could use the druid method of healing being the natural born masters of shape-shifting magic at least for combat medical situations, its been implied that they can temporarily change the shape of others mending a wound till it can naturally heal or till it can be bandaged wouldn't take too much energy I imagine. I also imagine Gogo wouldn't mind teaching a bunch of shape-shifting women to assist in the "severely injure Wander for being a perv cause" assuming she doesn't read the fine print about pooka females.