excuses

Neon on Oct. 3, 2010

We don't see eye to eye on this either. Here are my excuses, in case they're hard to read (I drew this with a sharpie, everything else was dead/dying):

*list of excuses*

*they got hit by a truck
*lost in the war *dog ate them
*accidentally squeezed them too hard and they popped
*fairies stole them
*I'm suffering from severe puberty withdrawl
*forgot them at school
*they were gone when I woke up
*how do you think tour boobs got so big?
*THE TRUTH *run away!
^
NO

*other excuses*

*they migrated for the summer
*they had a fight with my nipples, resulting in a messy divorce
*traded them for magic beans
*forgot to water them and they dried up
*they went on vacation and ended up being taken hostage, negotiations are being done
* HOLY *BEEP* how did that happen?!
*stay away! it's contagious!