The Earl of Jesus Mountain: Page 2, Big Girl, Big Game

ShadowGamer on Feb. 6, 2024

Transcript:
Leopold: Myrtle! My favorite niece!
Myrtle: Uncle Leopold! My, that’s a fine gun!

Leopold: Aren’t you supposed to be smaller than that? You’re getting so blasted big!
Myrtle: I’m eight!

Leopold: I suppose you’ll be married soon.
Mugthirst: I wish! Probably not! My boyfriend is a ne’er-do-well!

Leopold: Myrtle, I’m headed for Africa. What’s your favorite kind of animal in Africa?
Myrtle: A giraffe!

Leopold: Would you like me to shoot one for you?
Myrtle: Yay!!! You’re the best, Uncle Leopold!

Leopold: Write to me, Myrtle, if there’s anything else you want me to shoot. Just say the word, and I’ll shoot it!
Myrtle: I love you, Uncle Leopold!