Abby Sanders Lawyer to the Supernatural
- His name is D, short for Dude
- He doesn't even need to take a breath now and then
- She doesn't have TiVo
- Sometimes she just takes a case because it's easy
- What is this guy, a chocobo or something?
- Shouldn't he be more eager to please her?
- Hey grylio, what's the dealio
- That's going to be an embarrassing war meeting
- He's got enough time to keep trying until she gives in.
- She didn't mean what she said, she meant stupid AND smelly
- What she didn't mention is the noise it'll generate
- The eternal struggle of griffons vs. calaveras
- A lady doesn't like receiving visitors before she's ready
- There's only one kind of fabric she's worried about
- More importantly, what is it paying her WITH?
- Where did she get that flashlight from, anyway
- His most favorite thing is puppies
- Their chances of survival are... deteriorating
- Time traveling scientists: looking a certain way since 1985
- Let's be honest, which one would you choose?
- You can't see his face but he's pretty angry
- Genies are fat because what are you gonna do in a lamp?
- You know he's innocent because of the knit sweater
- The Bill of Rights says nothing about lunches
- The supernatural kind of have anger problems.
- He keeps changing their filing around
- Ghosts need to get with the times
- I don't like his kind either
- That's not the only thing about him that's overwhelming
- I wouldn't want to wepwesent him eithew
- Watch out for short tempers
- Unlikely villains
- The swan thing
- Manticores are jerks
- How can you say no to that face?
- Grn grar graggg grnggar
- Well, he is smart enough to get a good lawyer
- Ghost Guy
- The Bride of Frankenstein
- He doesn't have the brains to recognize good sense
- He made a COMPELLING argument
- You can see right through her argument
Their chances of survival are... deteriorating
skoolmunkee on Feb. 28, 2011
Should have posted this yesterday! Not the greatest joke SORRY
Ice 9 at 9:41PM, May 10, 2011
Zombies, who can tell what's going on in that rotten brain?
Doctor Shadow at 12:35AM, March 3, 2011
So true, so very true. Unless you watch the Dead Island trailer...and then, ooh boy.
smkinoshita at 9:26PM, March 1, 2011
I miss Romero zombies too -- they're proper zombies. The thing about Romero zombies is that they are never-ending, never-resting and you can never let your guard down.
Kirlily at 6:51PM, March 1, 2011
Pfft survival for fittest.
Genejoke at 4:48PM, March 1, 2011
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Call Me Tom at 2:43PM, March 1, 2011
I miss Remero zombies.
shirkersama at 2:05PM, March 1, 2011
Poor regular zombies...they don't even seem scary now.