Abby Sanders Lawyer to the Supernatural
- His name is D, short for Dude
- He doesn't even need to take a breath now and then
- She doesn't have TiVo
- Sometimes she just takes a case because it's easy
- What is this guy, a chocobo or something?
- Shouldn't he be more eager to please her?
- Hey grylio, what's the dealio
- That's going to be an embarrassing war meeting
- He's got enough time to keep trying until she gives in.
- She didn't mean what she said, she meant stupid AND smelly
- What she didn't mention is the noise it'll generate
- The eternal struggle of griffons vs. calaveras
- A lady doesn't like receiving visitors before she's ready
- There's only one kind of fabric she's worried about
- More importantly, what is it paying her WITH?
- Where did she get that flashlight from, anyway
- His most favorite thing is puppies
- Their chances of survival are... deteriorating
- Time traveling scientists: looking a certain way since 1985
- Let's be honest, which one would you choose?
- You can't see his face but he's pretty angry
- Genies are fat because what are you gonna do in a lamp?
- You know he's innocent because of the knit sweater
- The Bill of Rights says nothing about lunches
- The supernatural kind of have anger problems.
- He keeps changing their filing around
- Ghosts need to get with the times
- I don't like his kind either
- That's not the only thing about him that's overwhelming
- I wouldn't want to wepwesent him eithew
- Watch out for short tempers
- Unlikely villains
- The swan thing
- Manticores are jerks
- How can you say no to that face?
- Grn grar graggg grnggar
- Well, he is smart enough to get a good lawyer
- Ghost Guy
- The Bride of Frankenstein
- He doesn't have the brains to recognize good sense
- He made a COMPELLING argument
- You can see right through her argument
More importantly, what is it paying her WITH?
skoolmunkee on April 3, 2011
Helloooooooo I changed the dialogue slightly from the original because I think the joke was a little too obscure without some kind of hint. It's been a while since we've seen Abby have a success in the courtroom, but never fear, she's still at the top of her game. I'll have to show another of Abby's winning strategies here soon. But something else is already in store for next week.
Ice 9 at 9:25PM, May 10, 2011
What is that thing?
Ironscarf at 1:38PM, April 12, 2011
smkinoshita - I believe it refers to the famous saying "possesion is nine tenths of the law". It's a great comic twist! XD
smkinoshita at 6:28AM, April 11, 2011
I think this has to do with supernatural possession but the rest is lost on me. :(
ayesinback at 4:17PM, April 8, 2011
So this brings up a question - what forms of payment Does Abby accept? neat perspectives btw
Ironscarf at 2:29AM, April 7, 2011
Countering all the short skirt Abbys with a high angle cleavage shot?! Two wrongs don't make a right my friend, two wrongs don't make a right!
Doctor Shadow at 2:09AM, April 7, 2011
Heh, such a nifty saying :)
theorah at 3:15PM, April 5, 2011
lol XD I wonder how many people say that to their lawyers?
I Am The 1337 Master at 5:21PM, April 4, 2011
Looking to the sky for justice in that first panel.
Chernobog at 4:19PM, April 4, 2011
And what is her client, I wonder?