- Don't live your life on fantasies
- In case you couldn't tell...
- The Gift
- Date? Why it's the 19th of January
- Straightforward
- He's not playing
- Confidence?
- Mike the wingman
- Let's not judge now
- It's not so bad
- Sledgehammer
- Or maybe...
- Love's a pain
- Cringe
- No context
- Marriage arranged
- Too progressive, Coa
- Not very progressive, Dad
- If you're over 30, you saw this coming
- Priorities
- Budget apartment
Storyline #2
- Memories
- Nice
- Thank you
- He's not very good at making friends
- Waterworks
- Still just a child
- Not so sensitive
- Sharing is caring
- Large? Isn't that a plantain?
- Puppy eyes
- Consideration
- Try all flavors!
- A change in status
- Subtlety is not her biggest strength
- Trust is earned, not given
- He's not that dense
- An oversight in the plan
- Good girl
- Confronting
- Social distancing
- Now with sprinkles!!!
- Yeah, sure... kinda
- Ringtone
- Not saved by the bell
- "Oh, that's right, I suck at math."
- "Oh, right. I forgot."
- Mission Start
- Clatter
- Always watch your back
- "Is this what they call addiction?"
- A whole box full of them, she said
- With peanuts
- There he is!
- Are you always on?
- Yeah, it's everyone who's a pervert, not her
- There's being protective of your child and then there's just being paranoid
- "Oh honey, haven't I told you? Forgiveness is for the weak."
- Remember when she said she had no friends earlier?
- Yet, she spends more at Starbucks and doesn't tip
- Ethnic, riiiiight... that's the word she wants to use.
- "Diversity? Inclusion? I'm an adult. I don't believe in fairy tales." - Amelia Flora
- They're both practically the same thing
- Stupid FDA, why can't they all be marshmallows?
- She's making it her business, apparently.
- Presuming much?
- It's a bed you can take with you wherever you go!
- (¬ ///// ¬)
- But whose peeping on who, huh?
- It is a scary world out there... with people like her!
- Gotta get those priorities right
- Thus the legend of Featherlight comes to an end
- Oh...
- Let's just hope he doesn't sit with the other kids, that would be super awkward
- Considering what happened the last 2 years, he's leaving home early
- The real thieves
- Ah, a true American male in the wild!
- He won't survive an hour in the real world
- "Where is your pepper spray, anyway?" "My what?"
- She's more dedicated to her job than the majority of America nowadays
- It's all about perspective
- Hall monitors get to carry concealed weapons, right?
- You don't make friends with paranoia
- A world where enemies roam everywhere is one of your own making
- Company is company, after all
- "Mind your own business while I tell you yours."
- "Live your life to your fullest? Are you crazy?"
- Parents say the darndest (a.k.a dumbest) things
- She doesn't realize it was actually her fault to begin with
- "Follow your passion." - Some guy living in the gutter
- You can't fight fate; you might as well take that sock to the face
- Self-fulfilled prophecy
- When you say yes, but actually meant no
- Two very rude people
- A coincidence, that's all it is
- You have no idea, Coa
- "I hope she didn't hear me," She did.
- You just gotta make sure, you know.
- Don't inquire into that which you will regret later
- Now's not the time, Mike
- Don't be accusing him. He's a good boy.
- Something happened...
- You figure it out. I'd rather not know.
- Maybe he's internally scared
- Once you see it...
- I guess she doesn't have control over it.
- Too late now
- "Just trying to help, you know."
- Oh wait, I'm not drawing that kind of comic.
- "I only did that once!"
- "Come on, kids get in free!"
- I'm telling you Coa, don't be that guy...
- Coa is one of those people, you know who.
- "Oh? What's this?"
- "I promise I'll only look. I won't touch." "Why would you even say that?"
- No good deed goes unrewarded
- "I used to have a friend name Anna."
- I'm sure that doesn't mean disapproval
- "I'm sure she's mature enough to see, right?"
- "It's spelt Kiml, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'."
- "Just call me Bob, okay?"
- So how do you pronounce her name? That's a good question.
- "You can't just make up your own rules of pronunciation"
- You've never kissed a girl before, have you Coa?
- "Oh right, I forgot about you for a moment."
- YOUR friend, not mine.
- "How about you work for your marriage?" "How about you mind your own business?"
- How dare you expect your husband to be all yours. Didn't your mother taught you to share?
- Even Stronger knows that's messed up.
- Take a compliment when given.
- Does this count as a dad joke? Is husband joke a thing?
- Cheaters never prosper, nor do the paranoid
- "You're happy to see me that you're crying tears of joy, right?"
- What are neighbors for? To put the blame on.
- Barely in the battle and already waving the white flag!
- Keep an eye on the news for a missing blond woman
- What a monster!
- Mother of the year, ladies and gentlemen.
- That went sour really quick
- "Emily was her second choice, though."
- "Wasn't that your... nevermind."
- Don't bet on it
- "Well, that was rude!"
- "No more walking around without pants for me anymore."
- "But what about my friend?" "You want another ear pull?"
- And he just had that surgery for his ear, too.
- R.I.P Coa, #1 - #30
- "It's okay because he's been desensitized."
- "You can always move to Los Angeles. You'll blend right in."
- "Social life is overrated anyways. I mean, have you've seen the people on campus?"
- "We don't judge, unless you look like a weirdo."
- "Paper is paper. Why are you so anal about it?"
- "Don't make a mess in the kitchen after I cleaned it."
- "Surely we will just forget about this and move on, right?"
- "He's not even that good looking!"
- "New neighbor, huh?"
- "Yes, of course I'm fine... maybe..."
- "Well, that answers my question"
- "Can I blame you anyway?"
- Awkward......
- I'm sure she just wanted a big hug
- Don't be such a wuss
- "Mercy? I have none!"
- You can't escape!
- Never drop your guard or it's all over for you
- Don't be contributing to global warming please, thank you
- When she's just being nice but you think there's more to it
- "And that, son, is how I met your mother" "What the...?"
- When you're proven wrong but are too egotistical to admit it
- Just back away slowly before she turns you to stone
- First its sour, then its sweet, but you're still panicking
- Love at first sight? But she can't even see
- Once you go down there, you can never return!
- "Can you help me?" "Is that a threat!?" - Today's society
- When you offend someone but you don't know even know why
- You can't escape fate when it decides to move in next door
cdmalcolm1 at 4:15PM, Nov. 25, 2022
At least she said thank you. Although, I think he should have did this different.
Damoinion at 12:28AM, June 30, 2022
Well, she got the choco banana and an apology! I feel at least one of these is not really deserved due to her original scheming. However, he didn't know about those details, so, from his point of view, he was the offender.
LoliGen at 10:28AM, June 30, 2022
He knew all along what she was doing, but still felt bad anyways. He's just being nice. That's his problem, he's a bit too nice, and dense.