8) January 1, 2009

JLG on Jan. 10, 2009

The human life expectancy world average is 67.
There are 365 days in a year.

So that means that The New Year (which quickly just becomes The Year), has a birthday every 5.45 days.

(Mathematics brought to you by the good folks at Radio Shack, and definitely not by my brain, which even once failed the dumb kids' math class in 11th grade.)