The Smell of Home - 5

noncannonfireworks on May 19, 2011

So it turns out I'm now 21, so I'm going to go enjoy my cake now while you people continue internetting…. enjoy!

@theorah: It is for a man. You go around for 20 year thinking you're an Adonis of some kind all the while consuming a mountain of grease and enough beer to drown a horse. Then you realise you're pregnant. With a landfill. And everything hurts.

@AeJaLove: Let's call it creative indigestion..