#60: Voyeurism and subterfuge make a beautiful couple
Vagabond on May 16, 2007
So just a few minutes ago, I looked down on my shirt and realized that I still had a pink “Breast Cancer awareness” ribbon from well over a month ago. Now, while I support breasts every way I can, (especially through the use of double entendres) I decided that there's only so long that a man can wear pink. And it was past due.
But as I'm removing the little ribbon-shaped sticker from the shirt, I'm noticing some gunky residue. Not being the first time that I've been in a sticky situation, (especially through the use of double entendres AND puns) I threw the shirt into the wash.
You'd think that would be where the story ends, but it isn't. Y'see, I just checked on it. And somehow, the sticky residue has now covered the entire shirt with a thin coat of “Screw you, you ain't wearing this shirt again” junk. So here I am, at a quandary. On one hand, I'm sure that I've never been the best guy to stop stuff from getting dirty. (especially through the use of… yeah, you get it) On the other hand though…
… Am I the only one seeing the irony in getting clothing cancer from a Cancer Awareness ribbon?
THKNN_NUL at 1:29PM, Aug. 18, 2007
is this still updating?
THKNN_NUL at 11:00PM, June 10, 2007
I can't believe i forgot to comment on this the first time...
DruidJP585 at 1:20PM, May 27, 2007
Confucius say: Some Fat Man can leap great bounds, you don't be under him when he grounds.
NovaManXP at 12:36PM, May 24, 2007
BANZAI!
BrokenBox at 5:28PM, May 17, 2007
XD