Valentines Day

Fantasticbrick on Feb. 13, 2018

Hay happy Valentine's day. Turn that kettle on. Sit back and play that song you like, you know, the one with the pirates. Chill out and OH FUCK THE KETTLE. (It's a steam kettle you bloody retro loving twit) Shit it set of the smoke alarm.
Ah well. No matter.
The ultimate beard buddies are here to make your day that little bit easier. They can cook, they can clean, and each on of them has their own Disney life account. Relax.