I want to speak with the manager.
dpat57 on Aug. 23, 2020
Colonel Thunder RIP, Mr. Charles, Kent Clarkson a.k.a. Generic Superhero Guy, Alfons the maitre'd.
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bravo1102 at 12:01PM, Aug. 23, 2020
Alfons is not a true Frenchman of maitre'd. A true Frenchman would insist the meals continue despite the violence! The food must go on!
dpat57 at 12:48PM, Aug. 23, 2020
If they'd ordered giant snails cooked in garlic butter with truffles he would have given his life to see this was delivered promptly, but they ordered well done steaks, like peasants. Also technically he was doing customer care and trying not to let the fool with the glasses get himself shot, so that's perhaps slightly forgivable. Thanks for reading!
Banes at 7:17AM, Aug. 23, 2020
A Maitre D must learn to multitask!
dpat57 at 10:46AM, Aug. 23, 2020
Elastic arms would also help. And some wait staff, suspiciously absent, must fix. Thanks for reading!
El Cid at 6:49AM, Aug. 23, 2020
He should pull a Gordon Ramsay: "We're shutting it DOWN!!!"
dpat57 at 10:45AM, Aug. 23, 2020
*slaps bread slices on either side of his head* What are you? A STUPID SAMMICH. Thanks for reading!