Okay, let me begin by saying I used to have a snake. Her name was Sam and she was a cornsnake. Not exactly a threatening breed. Perfect for a kid. But, cornsnakes have an odd tendency to poop… A LOT. A ridiculous amount. Hold her the wrong way? She poops. Feed her just about anything? She poops. A butterfly flaps its wings in the Amazon? She poops. The most curious thing, though, wasn't the pooping, but the POOP itself. It seemed to look different each time. I know that's true of ANY fecal matter, but these doodies made it seem like my snake shape-shifted into multiple animals just to poop out their signature turds and confuse me. The chalky, white deposits left in her tank were worlds away from the massive, yellow, creamed-corn-like dump she gave birth to on the kitchen table (which I still eat off of without any complaints).
Thank you for reading this incredibly long essay about the items that came from the anus of my former-snake.
hahaha i love wednesday its the best ^ ^ but no i never had a snake so couldn't say >.< but i've allways wanted one T.T ... Anonymous shut the fuck up already if you don't like it then shut up and dont read it !!!!!!!!!! stuped ass
anonymous
at 1:45AM, March 14, 2007
ur so gross u faggit 2 make ppl lagh u hav 2 actaully say sumthing FUNNY
shino at 1:56AM, March 14, 2007
hahaha i love wednesday its the best ^ ^ but no i never had a snake so couldn't say >.< but i've allways wanted one T.T ... Anonymous shut the fuck up already if you don't like it then shut up and dont read it !!!!!!!!!! stuped ass
anonymous at 1:45AM, March 14, 2007
ur so gross u faggit 2 make ppl lagh u hav 2 actaully say sumthing FUNNY