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Brer Steve on Jan. 8, 2009

You wake up in a bachelor's apartment. You are a race car driver. Your name is Raceman Dan. You're feeling groggy from sleeping on the couch all night. You have a sly smirk and no forehead protrusion. You're the kind of man who loves fast cars, fast dates, fast food, fast elevators, and a nice chardonnay… STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE! You don't mess around, you get things done and you get them done fast.

So what are you going to do?