Gank

puckhogg4 on Jan. 1, 2010

Gank is a cyclops who was born with two pupils. He once worked for the Arctic Circle Postal Service. One day while on delivery duty, he snapped and ate his whole dog sled team. An outraged community banished him to an iceberg. Gank floated around the world on his iceberg, becoming much more introspective and spiritual. He has held down jobs as muscle for hire as well as a becoming a part-time philosopher.