Profile: Nate

kingofsnake on Sept. 29, 2006

Nate is the beloved leader and self-proclaimed dictator for life of Children at Play. He enjoys jazz music, quiet evenings at home, and beating Ryan over the head with a large metal pipe until his brains leak out his ears. He has the maturity of a 8 year old, the sex drive of a 18 year old, and the cynicism of a 80 year which yields what he calls the next Kurt Vonnegut, but is more like the next Grocho Marx.