- Cork, My Friend
- Epilogue
- Big Mouth
- That Was Fun
- Eighteen Minutes Later
- Last Wish...
- Welcome...
- Scotch Baby!
- Cock Revolver
- I Think It's A Lamp
- What The Flip?
- Here we go again.
- Tastes like...
- Concoction
- Drunken Charades
- Desperately In Need
- Rock On!
- Get Some Attention
- Forest Again?
- That Pranking Devil
- Uh, Guys?
- Upstairs
- Let's Finish Mixing
- Where's Rah?
- Men In Hell, Baby!
- We Made It
- What's With The Robe?
- Evil Spell
- Walking Forever
- Come On, You Two
- There's Bert
- OK, Pull
- Shazbot!
- Why Do We Do It?
- Hello?
- Last Thing I Remember
- Tick Tock
- Ghost House
- Fan Art From Amalockh1
- Oh, Blotto
- You Ok?
- A Pond With A What?
- Where Does It Go?
- There's the Cemetery
- We're Here
- You're Lucky
- Last house on the Left
- Work Shirt
- Who Would Accept Us?
- Hey Cork!
- Cork and Blotto #8
- The Drunkards They Came
- Around The City
- Turn Heads
- Slay!
- Let's Finish
- Hey Look!
- Thrashing!
- Too Smashed?
- What We Need
- Twas the Night Before Christmas
- What's It Called?
- Here You Go
- Anti-Christmas
- What Kind of Song?
- Snip!
- Dog Shit...
- What Do You Think of the Studio?
- Functioning?
- Commercial Design
- Introductions
- Work Pain
- Where's Cork?
- Stroke Out
- What Did You Think?
- Cork and Blotto #7: Christmas Special
- Long Into The Night
- As We Listened
- Before We Listen
- Anyways...
- On The Radio?
- In the Meantime
- But My Goal
- What About The Band?
- What Do You Mean?
- I Was The One...
- Bark Snarl!
- Bam Bam!
- Angry Driving
- The Band Was My Idea!
- Rest of the Week
- Listening to the Demo
- Let's Just Go
- Tell Me the Story
- Hey, Dude
- Is Mickey There?
- Cork and Blotto #6 Cover
- With A Bang
- Putting Them To Music
- Wait Here
- Do You Still Draw?
- After the Movie
- Do You Always?
- Beep Beep!
- Is Dad Going To Be Home?
- How Was Your First Day?
- Nothing Too Much
- Where Are You Parked?
- Quitting Time
- What Are You Doing Here?
- Studying Music
- You Comin'?
- Catching Up
- Grand Tour
- High School Reunion
- How Do We Do This?
- Working and Watching Movies
- This Is Rah!
- Burger Man
- Don't Forget
- Headed Out
- Cork and Blotto #5 Cover
- Knock 'Em Dead
- The Cruel Light of Morning.
- It Only Took A Beer
- Party Time!
- What Happened?
- How's It Going?
- Do You Think?
- What's Up?
- Hey, Mom
- Making A List
- Before You All Go
- You May Think...
- You Wanted To See Me?
- Where You Headed?
- Semester Winding Down
- Are You Sure It's OK
- Where Should We Have It
- Where The Business Is
- Called This Meeting
- I Wonder
- Let's Take A Tour
- What Can I Do?
- Owner and Operator
- The Agenda
- Cork and Blotto #4 Cover
- Band Name?
- Crazy Schedule
- Make A Demo
- Listen, Man
- Let's Put A Band Together
- One Finished Song
- Background Vocals
- Don't Worry
- Refreshments Have Arrived
- Good as it's Going to Get
- Keep Looping Through
- Hair of the Dog
- The Song Is Called...
- Get You Set Up
- Would You Like To Try?
- Listen Up
- The Next Day
- Tell Me About It
- I Think I Know Someone
- Let's Stuff Our Faces
- What Should We Do?
- Find Our Way Back
- What A Party
- One Fall Morning
- Cork and Blotto #3 Cover
- Last Forever
- It's Lucky Thing
- Sipping and Mixing
- What Shall We Do?
- Simple Lead
- Turned To Eleven
- Need To Know
- Plug it in
- Why Music Theory?
- Lay It Down
- Working His Magic
- Cheers!
- Where Do Chord Progressions Come From?
- Let's Get Started
- Studio Twister
- And Here We Are
- Arrival
- The Residence
- Townhouse Maze
- On the Road
- Your Decision
- Surprised To See You
- That's My Mom
- The Suburban Blues
- Cork and Blotto #2 Cover
- Angels and Demons
- Choices
- Freakin' Awesome
- Quintessential Cork
- Here We Go
- Practice Room
- Exorcist Twister
- Back to Your Seat
- Tink Tink
- Who Dares?
- PSSST!
- It's All About The Circle
- Getting It Set Up
- The Orchestra Pit
- Student Aid Work
- Community College
- To Tell The Truth
- Gone To Their Head
- Zombies and Egos
- Exit Stage Right
- Angels of the Divine
- More Practice
- Holy Holy Holy
- Our Tale Begins
- Cork and Blotto #1 Cover
Holy Holy Holy
Stever_Blotto on May 15, 2024
There was this one time when Cork and I had to go to church together for a wedding, and neither of us was familiar with how this particular church did communion. So, we're standing in line and waiting to get the body of Christ and I went to take a communion wafer and the priest pulled it out of my hand and literally jammed it in my mouth. Cork head almost popped, trying not to laugh, and once we got seated we could not stop cracking up. There's nothing harder than being in church and getting a case of the giggles. We got some hard stares that morning.
tommym at 3:52PM, May 21, 2024
dear Stever, Do you have to kneel, for what seems like hours? tommym
Stever_Blotto at 5:21AM, May 22, 2024
When we went to our regular church we didn't have to do much kneeling (being Lutheran), but when we'd go to church at my Dad's family's church (Catholic) we did plenty of it. XD
PaulEberhardt at 5:02AM, May 16, 2024
It's probably just as bad as someone cracking some really dead funny puns at a funeral (Don't ask.).
Stever_Blotto at 5:09AM, May 17, 2024
Puns seem to be a controversial style of humor wherever they're told.