Don't you hate it when your weapon of mass destruction runs out of ammo and you forgot to stop in town and pick up more? Looks like you're going to have to wait for Thursday to watch a murloc get shot out of a cannon like some amphibious ejaculate. You're welcome for the mental image. Site layout planning is finally finished. I got delayed Sunday but set the foundation for Monday's work. I'm looking forward to begin punching that brick wall when I wake up later. Hopefully I'll wrap up the work in Dreamweaver by Tuesday at the latest so I can make page 43 on Wednesday.
Don't force me to put a night elf baby there and scare you into a coma. All bald and big-headed with ungodly giant, glowing eyes. Those things are scary.
cru your so mean. If you had placed an bloodelf kid I wouldnt donate at all. Now I am close to donating to help the family of that draenei kid =/
YOUR AN BAD BAD BAD DWARF !!!
anonymous
at 1:52AM, Aug. 19, 2008
... can I just say that every single one of those murlock sounds was perfectly done.
Lots of ad banners up for as low as $0.00!
Head on over to projectwonderful.com, set up and account and make your own ad banners to display on Cru the Dwarf for extra site traffic! Experience the fun side of whoring yourself out to the internet marketplace!
There, I slimmed down the comment box so those of you with 1024 monitor widths don't have that annoying side scroll bar. I'm working on changing the JPG images into PNG so I can have a background image to fill the dead space without blocks of gray breaking them. See how much I love you?
For the price of a cup of coffee you can support Cru the Dwarf and make sure littly orphan Suzy doesn't starve this winter and freeze solid standing up.
I still want my hot-rot undead girl...
and my orc with the thighs of thunder...
and my breast-blinded gnome...
MAAAAYBE a dwarf if ya made 'er hot or drunk enough.
I have many ideas for future fan service pages and the spirit healer is an idea that may or may not come out in the future.
It is art most of the time, it's just that.....
*runs away*
...no? Then why were there people talking about it on the last page?
And I thought you'd said your pr0n wasn't pr0n but rather an artistic accomplishment... of primal beauty. Last part of that sentence was a compliment.
Meh, who cares. It comes with the boobs.
DAMN that snake! Because I was in the hospital I missed (what I read to be) a Spirit Healer incentive!!! DAAAAAMMIIIIIIT!!!
...and antivenin makes your eyes yellow. Don't try it.
Anyways, Cru, when can you get that pic up in your myBloop? Second of all... while I hate murlocs I like Cookie, especially this would-be refined gentleman chef Cookie. Wonder if he'll be making any cameo returns...?
Yes, murlocs as a race SUCK. I damn them to hell for the times they sent me packing through the graveyard back at the Wetlands.
Murloc Gumbo FTW! Look at the size of that cannon! Cruââ¬â¢s going to make a nice obstructive view of STVââ¬Â¦..too funny! The folk down in Booty Bay will think some more Draenie crash landed from the racket that things going to make! LOL!
cru at 1:02PM, Aug. 19, 2008
Troll rogue with no pants on --->
bbr at 7:33AM, Aug. 19, 2008
BTW, half naked orc chick butt on the side bar? ---->
bbr at 7:32AM, Aug. 19, 2008
I've seen baby orcs, so i'm used to worse things!
cru at 6:57AM, Aug. 19, 2008
Don't force me to put a night elf baby there and scare you into a coma. All bald and big-headed with ungodly giant, glowing eyes. Those things are scary.
bbr at 5:59AM, Aug. 19, 2008
On the other hand, we hordies don't care if the draenei kids starve to death :)
Mineral at 5:28AM, Aug. 19, 2008
cru your so mean. If you had placed an bloodelf kid I wouldnt donate at all. Now I am close to donating to help the family of that draenei kid =/ YOUR AN BAD BAD BAD DWARF !!!
anonymous at 1:52AM, Aug. 19, 2008
... can I just say that every single one of those murlock sounds was perfectly done.
bbr at 12:28AM, Aug. 19, 2008
I should still make some banners for the other site sometime tbh.
bbr at 12:24AM, Aug. 19, 2008
Bring it ON!
cru at 12:16AM, Aug. 19, 2008
See? Random Ravings of Warcraft has the right idea lol
cru at 11:57PM, Aug. 18, 2008
Lots of ad banners up for as low as $0.00! Head on over to projectwonderful.com, set up and account and make your own ad banners to display on Cru the Dwarf for extra site traffic! Experience the fun side of whoring yourself out to the internet marketplace!
cru at 4:53PM, Aug. 18, 2008
There, I slimmed down the comment box so those of you with 1024 monitor widths don't have that annoying side scroll bar. I'm working on changing the JPG images into PNG so I can have a background image to fill the dead space without blocks of gray breaking them. See how much I love you?
cru at 4:07PM, Aug. 18, 2008
For the price of a cup of coffee you can support Cru the Dwarf and make sure littly orphan Suzy doesn't starve this winter and freeze solid standing up.
Frostglare at 2:46PM, Aug. 18, 2008
I still want my hot-rot undead girl... and my orc with the thighs of thunder... and my breast-blinded gnome... MAAAAYBE a dwarf if ya made 'er hot or drunk enough.
bbr at 2:34PM, Aug. 18, 2008
Ideas aplenty. Time, not so plenty.
cru at 2:30PM, Aug. 18, 2008
I have many ideas for future fan service pages and the spirit healer is an idea that may or may not come out in the future. It is art most of the time, it's just that..... *runs away*
Frostglare at 2:19PM, Aug. 18, 2008
...no? Then why were there people talking about it on the last page? And I thought you'd said your pr0n wasn't pr0n but rather an artistic accomplishment... of primal beauty. Last part of that sentence was a compliment. Meh, who cares. It comes with the boobs.
cru at 2:07PM, Aug. 18, 2008
You didn't miss any spirit healer pr0n, don't worry.
Frostglare at 2:03PM, Aug. 18, 2008
DAMN that snake! Because I was in the hospital I missed (what I read to be) a Spirit Healer incentive!!! DAAAAAMMIIIIIIT!!! ...and antivenin makes your eyes yellow. Don't try it. Anyways, Cru, when can you get that pic up in your myBloop? Second of all... while I hate murlocs I like Cookie, especially this would-be refined gentleman chef Cookie. Wonder if he'll be making any cameo returns...? Yes, murlocs as a race SUCK. I damn them to hell for the times they sent me packing through the graveyard back at the Wetlands.
cru at 1:17PM, Aug. 18, 2008
Now that the ad space is in place I need to redo site colors and make some fancy new banners.
cru at 12:33PM, Aug. 18, 2008
Indeed you did. I'm playing around with ad space.
Stephzanya at 12:22PM, Aug. 18, 2008
I spied new banners!
cru at 12:01PM, Aug. 18, 2008
UPDATE: Site revision in progress. Don't freak if you see a jumbled mess of images and text from time to time
DSNG at 11:16AM, Aug. 18, 2008
LOL! Loved tha fan service with tha sexy goaty chick :D [not sure what kinda species she is, but me-likey-boobies so its cool]
tenjung at 10:15AM, Aug. 18, 2008
Murloc Gumbo FTW! Look at the size of that cannon! Cruââ¬â¢s going to make a nice obstructive view of STVââ¬Â¦..too funny! The folk down in Booty Bay will think some more Draenie crash landed from the racket that things going to make! LOL!