Freewall is alive! Hooray! But he's been captured along with Edwin Vancleef by General Marcus Jonathan. It looks like Vancleef has some unresolved issues between him and Stormwind. It seems being screwed out of payment by the nobles is a deep scar that hasn't healed. QQ more, noob.
(If nothing else they'll give you a trinket, "Cru's Pron Bag", for fanservice, o_O.... Also I had to keep up my new, horrible tradition of triple posting)
I think there may actually be an item for you in this expansion or the next cru.... just think... "cru's boomstick"... a superior lvl 80 item questing from nessingway.
Many moons ago I read through the Flintlocke archives and was sad they ended. So, having a dwarf character myself, I decided to pick up and continue the lineage of dwarfs in abstract and humorous situations. The only difference is I put big boobs on mine and I'm not nearly as great as Flintlocke... yet.
I don't know why, but everytime i read a new page or re-read the comic, I always end up thinking of "Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth"... must be because both involve a Crazy Dwarf XD
I try to not go too far into lore and detract people who aren't "in" on warcraft. My goal is to make it enjoyable for those who play the game and people who are new to it but believe me when I say by the end of next chapter you will have a loregasm.
I finally ran Daedmines a few weeks ago, granted it was as a 70 escorting a retard aggro magnet who thought we should swim around from STV instead of a jaunt through Duskwood. I had a funny outhouse story, but now's not the time. On topic: I really like plot exposition. I mean a crude joke (not a pun) is always awesome, but the story is what really brings people.
Didn't notice this until just now but I'm back into first place. Now I can afford to add water and sugar to my kool aid instead of just eating the powder. This is going to be so delicious!
@Anon
ROFL!
@tenjung
You're right, levels don't really exist. That's how Cookie beat Cru's ass and threw him down the stairs. Stormwind has such problems with the Defias when they could send one lvl 65 city guard in there to clear everything out.
I think lvls aren't an issue in Cru's creation. It keeps the story line unpredictable and non-linear. Case in point, Pg. 40 - Warrior, Druid, Lock combo against those fools below them in real WoW...forget about it. On another note, I wonder how much blood sheââ¬â¢s going to take for the HIV test on VC? Hmmmââ¬Â¦.maybe none if heââ¬â¢s got back-up? Great story Cru! Keep it up!
cru at 11:05AM, Sept. 7, 2008
Hooray! Drunk Duck is back!
Kiyoshi at 3:23PM, Sept. 6, 2008
>> *holds up his Droo-stick and flails it in the air* LAST!
Thaeru at 4:00PM, Sept. 5, 2008
NO U
cru at 2:49PM, Sept. 5, 2008
Last!
Thaeru at 1:51PM, Sept. 5, 2008
I feel how the first post on this comic is somehow directed to me.
cru at 1:17PM, Sept. 5, 2008
I'm too cool for Blizzard. They don't want to let the freak in.
Ontu at 10:47AM, Sept. 5, 2008
(If nothing else they'll give you a trinket, "Cru's Pron Bag", for fanservice, o_O.... Also I had to keep up my new, horrible tradition of triple posting)
Ontu at 10:45AM, Sept. 5, 2008
Try getting the attention of blizzard, flintlock was less famous when he got his item.
Ontu at 10:43AM, Sept. 5, 2008
I think there may actually be an item for you in this expansion or the next cru.... just think... "cru's boomstick"... a superior lvl 80 item questing from nessingway.
cru at 8:48AM, Sept. 5, 2008
Many moons ago I read through the Flintlocke archives and was sad they ended. So, having a dwarf character myself, I decided to pick up and continue the lineage of dwarfs in abstract and humorous situations. The only difference is I put big boobs on mine and I'm not nearly as great as Flintlocke... yet.
LifescanX at 8:20AM, Sept. 5, 2008
I don't know why, but everytime i read a new page or re-read the comic, I always end up thinking of "Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth"... must be because both involve a Crazy Dwarf XD
cru at 6:44AM, Sept. 5, 2008
I try to not go too far into lore and detract people who aren't "in" on warcraft. My goal is to make it enjoyable for those who play the game and people who are new to it but believe me when I say by the end of next chapter you will have a loregasm.
Kiyoshi at 5:04AM, Sept. 5, 2008
Cru, i'm sure i've said this, and i'll say it again; I love how you actually know your warcraft history and involve it every other page with the story
crimsonshaid619 at 1:29AM, Sept. 5, 2008
*That, and the gratuitous elf naughty bits.
crimsonshaid619 at 1:28AM, Sept. 5, 2008
I finally ran Daedmines a few weeks ago, granted it was as a 70 escorting a retard aggro magnet who thought we should swim around from STV instead of a jaunt through Duskwood. I had a funny outhouse story, but now's not the time. On topic: I really like plot exposition. I mean a crude joke (not a pun) is always awesome, but the story is what really brings people.
harjahal at 1:12AM, Sept. 5, 2008
Go Van Cleef im rooting for you! Kick her Ass!
cru at 8:30PM, Sept. 4, 2008
Didn't notice this until just now but I'm back into first place. Now I can afford to add water and sugar to my kool aid instead of just eating the powder. This is going to be so delicious!
cru at 3:05PM, Sept. 4, 2008
@Anon ROFL! @tenjung You're right, levels don't really exist. That's how Cookie beat Cru's ass and threw him down the stairs. Stormwind has such problems with the Defias when they could send one lvl 65 city guard in there to clear everything out.
DSNG at 3:03PM, Sept. 4, 2008
Good stuff! Hope the guy in the top panel doesn't clip off his own eyebrows LOL :D
anonymous at 10:58AM, Sept. 4, 2008
Why has Looking For Group stolen the character of Deserous for their advertisements?
armandoB at 9:35AM, Sept. 4, 2008
sweet
cyberdog at 9:15AM, Sept. 4, 2008
OH SNAP! She just got spit on! I think its off with his head with him, LOL. Great page.
lady elva at 8:31AM, Sept. 4, 2008
vancleef is gonna get either a beheading, his tongue cut out or a sword stuck up his ass, XP
tenjung at 8:22AM, Sept. 4, 2008
I think lvls aren't an issue in Cru's creation. It keeps the story line unpredictable and non-linear. Case in point, Pg. 40 - Warrior, Druid, Lock combo against those fools below them in real WoW...forget about it. On another note, I wonder how much blood sheââ¬â¢s going to take for the HIV test on VC? Hmmmââ¬Â¦.maybe none if heââ¬â¢s got back-up? Great story Cru! Keep it up!
Ozz at 7:50AM, Sept. 4, 2008
Ah, WoW history lesson. What worries me that I probably spent more time reading the history of the WoW universe than I ever did of the RL universe...