#12 Alec's New Cottage

Hawk on Jan. 8, 2006

Lane's a nice guy for taking in Alec. Of course, Alec will essentially be Lane's hired goon, but taking down thugs and standing up for the opressed is something Alec does naturally and even enjoys.

I know this particular page is dated now, given that Whoopi doesn't do Hollywood Squares anymore, but you can apply this comic to any half-hearted piece of crap she's starring in today.

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EggNog at 12:45PM, Jan. 20, 2012

whoopi goldberg has been in 1 two many movies... Little Rascals, that ghost movie and the nun one. others too but too lazy to count them all.

Amelius at 11:11PM, April 18, 2008

Creepy!

Deadpool Fanatic at 10:35AM, Nov. 15, 2007

No comment. Oh, wait, too late.

jauntx at 2:44PM, Aug. 12, 2007

someone thought Made In America was a great movie????? UGH

Hype at 12:06PM, Sept. 1, 2006

I never realized that she had no eyebrows... COOL!!!

Jassination at 11:45AM, July 6, 2006

IT'S A WHOOPI MONSTER!!! :o :(

Ian Jay at 1:00PM, May 1, 2006

TRUE FACT! Whoopi Goldberg has no eyebrows. ~IJ

Hawk at 4:56PM, Jan. 9, 2006

You're right, Cheeko. I actually did like Ghost. I didn't like watching a girl make out with Whoopi Goldberg, but the rest was pretty good.

Cheeko at 1:44PM, Jan. 9, 2006

She's been in so many great movies... Ghost, Made in America...etc., etc. But you're right, most of her more recent movies are just... lacking. :P Heeheehee! I never get tired of your comics, Hawk!

Joff at 12:29PM, Jan. 9, 2006

If you're gonna get a hired goon, get one that doesn't mind wiping the bloodstains out of their own clothes :)