- Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 2.4
- Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 2.3
- Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 2.2
Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 2
- Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 1.3
- Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 1.2
Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 1
- True Crime 3
- True Crime 2
True Crime
- Holy Fucking Shit
- Holy Fucking Shit
Holy Fucking Shit
- The Wonderful World of Medicaid 3
- The Wonderful World of Medicaid 2
The Wonderful World of Medicaid
- Lost and Found 4
- Lost and Found 3
- Lost and Found 2
Lost and Found
- Chief Words for Jerks 4
- Chief Words for Jerks 3
- Chief Words for Jerks 2
Chief Words for Jerks
- Star Patient Awards I 3
- Star Patient Awards I 2
Star Patient Awards I
- In the Ghetto...3
- In the Ghetto...2
In the Ghetto...
- Dressed to Kill (Yourself) 3
- Dressed to Kill (Yourself) 2
Dressed to Kill (Yourself)
- Quitters Never Win 4
- Quitters Never Win 3
- Quitters Never Win 2
Quitters Never Win
- Those Wacky Catholics 3
- Those Wacky Catholics 2
Those Wacky Catholics
- Welcome to the Machine 4
- Welcome to the Machine 3
- Welcome to the Machine 2
Welcome to the Machine
- Hi Christina! Bye Christina! 3
- Hi Christina! Bye Christina! 2
Hi Christina! Bye Christina!
- Enter: Brando (Again) 3
- Enter: Brando (Again) 2
Enter: Brando (Again)
- Sleeping Dogs Lie 4
- Sleeping Dogs Lie 3
- Sleeping Dogs Lie 2
Sleeping Dogs Lie
- Supporting Cast Grocery List 4
- Supporting Cast Grocery List 3
- Supporting Cast Grocery List 2
Supporting Cast Grocery List
- Coffee Break 3
- Coffee Break 2
Coffee Break
- Super-Matt 5
- Super-Matt 4
- Super-Matt 3
- Super-Matt 2
Super-Matt
- Black Listed 3
- Black Listed 2
Black Listed
- Chief Words That Work 4
- Chief Words That Work 3
- Chief Words That Work 2
Chief Words That Work
- Pre-Registration 3
- Pre-Registration 2
Pre-Registration
- Rocket Scientists 3
- Rocket Scientists 2
Rocket Scientists
- The Masturbator 3
- The Masturbator 2
The Masturbator
- Some Sort of Fucked Up Office Romance 3
- Some Sort of Fucked Up Office Romance 2
Some Sort of Fucked Up Office Romance
- Training Day 3
- Training Day 2
Training Day
- Wet Run 3
- Wet Run 2
Wet Run
- Welcome to the S.I.C. 4
- Welcome to the S.I.C. 3
- Welcome to the S.I.C. 2
Welcome to the S.I.C.
- Unhappy Anniversary 3
- Unhappy Anniversary 2
Unhappy Anniversary
- Where I'm at Now 3
- Where I'm at Now 2
Where I'm at Now 1
- DNR BOOK III: Too Long in the Wasteland 2
DNR BOOK III: Too Long in the Wasteland
- So Long Cat Scan 5
- So Long Cat Scan 4
- So Long Cat Scan 3
- So Long Cat Scan 2
So Long Cat Scan
- Worst in the Nation 3
- Worst in the Nation 2
Worst in the Nation
- Served Cold 3
- Served Cold 2
Served Cold
- One Last Time 3
- One Last Time 2
- One Last Time
- Whatever Happened to Dr. Vote? 3
- Whatever Happened to Dr. Vote? 2
Whatever Happened to Dr. Vote?
- Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene? 5
- Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene? 4
- Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene? 3
- Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene? 2
Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene?
- Two Weeks Notice 3
- Two Weeks Notice 2
Two Weeks Notice
- Job Interview #3.4
- Job Interview #3.3
- Job Interview #3.2
Job Interview #3
- French Revolution: The New Crew 4
- French Revolution: The New Crew 3
- French Revolution: The New Crew 2
French Revolution: The New Crew
- French Revolution: Tony Gets Fired 4
- French Revolution: Tony Gets Fired 3
- French Revolution: Tony Gets Fired 2
French Revolution: Tony Gets Fired
- French Revolution: Tom Gets Fired 4
- French Revolution: Tom Gets Fired 3
- French Revolution: Tom Gets Fired 2
French Revolution: Tom Gets Fired
- French Revolution: Jake Gets Fired 4
- French Revolution: Jake Gets Fired 3
- French Revolution: Jake Gets Fired 2
French Revolution: Jake Gets Fired
- Fringe Benefits 3
- Fringe Benefits 2
Fringe Benefits
- Smoker Friendly 4
- Smoker Friendly 3
- Smoker Friendly 2
Smoker Friendly
- The Titty Trick 3
- The Titty Trick 2
The Titty Trick
- Best in the Nation Update II.3
- Best in the Nation Update II.2
Best in the Nation Update II
- ER with Burnie 3
- ER with Burnie 2
ER with Burnie
- Scared Straight.3
- Scared Straight.2
Scared Straight
- Job Interview #2.3
- Job Interview #2.2
Job Interview #2
- Brief Delay
- The Worst Day Ever Conclusion.3
- The Worst Day Ever Conclusion.2
The Worst Day Ever Conclusion
- The Worst Day Ever Part 6.5
- The Worst Day Ever Part 6.4
- The Worst Day Ever Part 6.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 6.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 6
- The Worst Day Ever Part 5.5
- The Worst Day Ever Part 5.4
- The Worst Day Ever Part 5.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 5.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 5
- The Worst Day Ever Part 4.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 4.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 4
- The Worst Day Ever Part 3.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 3.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 2.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 2.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 2
- The Worst Day Ever Part 1.4
- The Worst Day Ever Part 1.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 1.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 1
- Star Employee Awards IV 3
- Star Employee Awards IV 2
Star Employee Awards IV
- Meat 3
- Meat 2
Meat
- Swing Shift 4
- Swing Shift 3
- Swing Shift 2
Swing Shift
- Feud 4
- Feud 3
- Feud 2
Feud
- Donors 3
- Donors 2
Donors
- Labor Pains 4
- Labor Pains 3
- Labor Pains 2
Labor Pains
- Bed Sore 4
- Bed Sore 3
- Bed Sore 2
Bed Sore
- Hairless for Hospice 4
- Hairless for Hospice 3
- Hairless for Hospice 2
Hairless for Hospice
- Job Interview #1.3
- Job Interview #1.2
Job Interview #1
- The Christening 4
- The Christening 3
- The Christening 2
The Christening
- True Tales of Hospital Horror IV 3
- True Tales of Hospital Horror IV 2
True Tales of Hospital Horror IV
- Goodbye Old CT 4
- Goodbye Old CT 3
- Goodbye Old CT 2
Goodbye Old CT
- Graduation Day 4
- Graduation Day 3
- Graduation Day 2
Graduation Day
- Enter: Brando 4
- Enter: Brando 3
- Enter: Brando 2
Enter: Brando
- The Grossest Bedpan 5
- The Grossest Bedpan 4
- The Grossest Bedpan 3
- The Grossest Bedpan 2
The Grossest Bedpan
- A DNR Christmas 4
- A DNR Christmas 3
- A DNR Christmas 2
A DNR Christmas
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 6
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 5
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 4
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 3
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 2
The Big Gay Holiday Party
- Snow Day Part VII.4
- Snow Day Part VII.3
- Snow Day Part VII.2
Snow Day Part VII
- Snow Day Part VI.5
- Snow Day Part VI.4
- Snow Day Part VI.3
- Snow Day Part VI.2
Snow Day Part VI
- Snow Day Part V.4
- Snow Day Part V.3
- Snow Day Part V.2
Snow Day Part V
- Snow Day Part IV.5
- Snow Day Part IV.4
- Snow Day Part IV.3
- Snow Day Part IV.2
Snow Day Part IV
- Snow Day Part III.3
- Snow Day Part III.2
Snow Day Part III
- Snow Day Part II.4
- Snow Day Part II.3
- Snow Day Part II.2
Snow Day Part II
- Snow Day Part I.4
- Snow Day Part I.3
- Snow Day Part I.2
Snow Day Part I
- One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest 4
- One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest 3
- One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest 2
One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest
- One Scan to Live 4
- One Scan to Live 3
- One Scan to Live 2
One Scan to Live
- Best in the Nation Update 3
- Best in the Nation Update 2
Best in the Nation Update
- Star Employee Awards III 4
- Star Employee Awards III 3
- Star Employee Awards III 2
Star Employee Awards III
- A Bun in the Scanner 4
- A Bun in the Scanner 3
- A Bun in the Scanner 2
A Bun in the Scanner
- Of Mice and Men Penises 4
- Of Mice and Men Penises 3
- Of Mice and Men Penises 2
Of Mice and Men Penises
- Ask a Transporter: Drug Seekers 4
- Ask a Transporter: Drug Seekers 3
- Ask a Transporter: Drug Seekers 2
Ask a Transporter: Drug Seekers
- Clark's Odyssey 5
- Clark's Odyssey 4
- Clark's Odyssey 3
- Clark's Odyssey 2
Clark's Odyssey
- Script to my Lou 5
- Script to my Lou 4
- Script to my Lou 3
- Script to my Lou 2
Script to my Lou
- Enemy Mine 5
- Enemy Mine 4
- Enemy Mine 3
- Enemy Mine 2
Enemy Mine
- Asses on Asses 5
- Asses on Asses 4
- Asses on Asses 3
- Asses on Asses 2
Asses on Asses
- We All Fall Down 5
- We All Fall Down 4
- We All Fall Down 3
- We All Fall Down 2
We All Fall Down
- Multiple Personality Disappointment 3
- Multiple Personality Disappointment 2
Multiple Personality Disappointment
- Trauma Team Powers Activate 4
- Trauma Team Powers Activate 3
- Trauma Team Powers Activate 2
Trauma Team Powers Activate
- True Tales of Hospital Romance II.4
- True Tales of Hospital Romance II.3
- True Tales of Hospital Romance II.2
- True Tales of Hospital Romance II
- Shitty Jobs 5
- Shitty Jobs 4
- Shitty Jobs 3
- Shitty Jobs 2
Shitty Jobs
- Potty Break 3
- Potty Break 2
Potty Break
- The Gang's All Here 4
- The Gang's All Here 3
- The Gang's All Here 2
The Gang's All Here
- Dammit Jim, I'm a Transporter...4
- Dammit Jim, I'm a Transporter...3
- Dammit Jim, I'm a Transporter...2
Dammit Jim, I'm a Transporter...
- Bless Me Father 4
- Bless Me Father 3
- Bless Me Father 2
Bless Me Father
- In With the New 4
- In With the New 3
- In With the New 2
In With the New
- Changing of the Guard 4
- Changing of the Guard 3
- Changing of the Guard 2
Changing of the Guard
- Italian Muscledaddy 4
- Italian Muscledaddy 3
- Italian Muscledaddy 2
Italian Muscledaddy
- Best in the Nation 6
- Best in the Nation 5
- Best in the Nation 4
- Best in the Nation 3
- Best in the Nation 2
Best in the Nation
- Love and War: Conclusion 5
- Love and War: Conclusion 4
- Love and War: Conclusion 3
- Love and War: Conclusion 2
Love and War: Conclusion
- Love and War Part 5.4
- Love and War Part 5.3
- Love and War Part 5.2
Love and War Part 5
- Love and War Part 4.4
- Love and War Part 4.3
- Love and War Part 4.2
Love and War Part 4
- Love and War Part 3.5
- Love and War Part 3.4
- Love and War Part 3.3
- Love and War Part 3.2
Love and War Part 3
- Love and Wart Part 2.4
- Love and Wart Part 2.3
- Love and Wart Part 2.2
Love and Wart Part 2
- Love and War Part 1.5
- Love and War Part 1.4
- Love and War Part 1.3
- Love and War Part 1.2
Love and War Part 1
- True Tales of Hospital Romance: Clark and Betty 3
- True Tales of Hospital Romance: Clark and Betty 2
True Tales of Hospital Romance: Clark and Betty
- Smoke 'em If You've Got 'em 4
- Smoke 'em If You've Got 'em 3
- Smoke 'em If You've Got 'em 2
Smoke 'em If You've Got 'em
- Fat Scan 4
- Fat Scan 3
- Fat Scan 2
Fat Scan
- Gas Chamber 4
- Gas Chamber 3
- Gas Chamber 2
Gas Chamber
- Star Employee Awards II : Nurse Norma 4
- Star Employee Awards II : Nurse Norma 3
- Star Employee Awards II : Nurse Norma 2
Star Employee Awards II : Nurse Norma
- A Very Special Cinco de Mayo 3
- A Very Special Cinco de Mayo 2
A Very Special Cinco de Mayo
- Vomitorium 3
- Vomitorium 2
Vomitorium
- Game Day 3
- Game Day 2
Game Day
- Sing-A-Long 3
- Sing-A-Long 2
- Sing-A-Long
- Priests, Panties, and Perverts (OH MY!) 3
- Priests, Panties, and Perverts (OH MY!) 2
Priests, Panties, and Perverts (OH MY!)
- El Grande Devuelve 3
- El Grande Devuelve 2
El Grande Devuelve
- True Tales of Hospital Horror III 3
- True Tales of Hospital Horror III 2
True Tales of Hospital Horror III
- The King of Infinite Space 3
- The King of Infinite Space 2
- The King of Infinite Space
- One Year Later 4
- One Year Later 3
- One Year Later 2
- One Year Later
- Hero of the Day 5
- Hero of the Day 4
- Hero of the Day 3
- Hero of the Day 2
Hero of the Day
- Screw You 3
- Screw You 2
Screw You
- Sea Spray 4
- Sea Spray 3
- Sea Spray 2
Sea Spray
- Star Employee Awards: Beth the Nurse 4
- Star Employee Awards: Beth the Nurse 3
- Star Employee Awards: Beth the Nurse 2
Star Employee Awards: Beth the Nurse
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 5
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 4
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 3
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 2
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
- Geriatrics Gone Wild 3
- Geriatrics Gone Wild 2
Geriatrics Gone Wild
- All About the Benjamins 4
- All About the Benjamins 3
- All About the Benjamins 2
All About the Benjamins
- Ask a Transporter: ER Physicians 4
- Ask a Transporter: ER Physicians 3
- Ask a Transporter: ER Physicians 2
Ask a Transporter: ER Physicians
- Return of the Enemaster 4
- Return of the Enemaster 3
- Return of the Enemaster 2
Return of the Enemaster
- Putting the "ER" in Homoerotic 4
- Putting the "ER" in Homoerotic 3
- Putting the "ER" in Homoerotic 2
Putting the "ER" in Homoerotic
- MRSA MRSA Me 3
- MRSA MRSA Me 2
- MRSA MRSA Me
- True Tales of Hospital Horror II 3
- True Tales of Hospital Horror II 2
True Tales of Hospital Horror II
- Love/Hate Relationship 3
- Love/Hate Relationship 2
Love/Hate Relationship
- Queasy Rider 3
- Queasy Rider 2
Queasy Rider
- Lunarcy 4
- Lunarcy 3
- Lunarcy 2
Lunarcy
- Power of Christ Compels You 3
- Power of Christ Compels You 2
Power of Christ Compels You
- Sum of All Parts 3
- Sum of All Parts 2
Sum of All Parts
- The Fugitive 4
- The Fugitive 3
- The Fugitive 2
The Fugitive
- Coma White 4
- Coma White 3
- Coma White 2
Coma White
- Confederacy of Joseph 3
- Confederacy of Joseph 2
Confederacy of Joseph
- Shake Shake Shake Your Baby 3
- Shake Shake Shake Your Baby 2
- Shake Shake Shake Your Baby
- Sex in the CT 4
- Sex in the CT 3
- Sex in the CT 2
Sex in the CT
- Something Fishy 3
- Something Fishy 2
Something Fishy
- Enter: Joseph 3
- Enter: Joseph 2
Enter: Joseph
- The Sampla Code 3
- The Sampla Code 2
The Sampla Code
- Watching Virginia Fade 4
- Watching Virginia Fade 3
- Watching Virginia Fade 2
Watching Virginia Fade
- Fuck Cody 5
- Fuck Cody 4
- Fuck Cody 3
- Fuck Cody 2
Fuck Cody
- Gossip Column: Clint 3
- Gossip Column: Clint 2
Gossip Column: Clint
- Remembrances of Fluids Past 4
- Remembrances of Fluids Past 3
- Remembrances of Fluids Past 2
Remembrances of Fluids Past
- CAT Fight 5
- CAT Fight 4
- CAT Fight 3
- CAT Fight 2
CAT Fight
- The Enemaster 4
- The Enemaster 3
- The Enemaster 2
The Enemaster
- Midday Meal Maleficence 5
- Midday Meal Maleficence 4
- Midday Meal Maleficence 3
- Midday Meal Maleficence 2
Midday Meal Maleficence
- Untitled 5
- Untitled 4
- Untitled 3
- Untitled 2
Untitled
- Peep Show 4
- Peep Show 3
- Peep Show 2
Peep Show
- Core Zero 7
- Core Zero 6
- Core Zero 5
- Core Zero 4
- Core Zero 3
- Core Zero 2
Core Zero
- True Tales of Hospital Horror 3
- True Tales of Hospital Horror 2
True Tales of Hospital Horror
- Cock of the Walk 3
- Cock of the Walk 2
Cock of the Walk
- Goldie Roice Pt 4.3
- Goldie Roice Pt 4.2
Goldie Roice Pt 4
- Goldie Roice Pt 3.4
- Goldie Roice Pt 3.3
- Goldie Roice Pt 3.2
Goldie Roice Pt 3
- Goldie Roice Pt 2.4
- Goldie Roice Pt 2.3
- Goldie Roice Pt 2.2
Goldie Roice Pt 2
- Goldie Roice Pt 1.4
- Goldie Roice Pt 1.3
- Goldie Roice Pt 1.2
Goldie Roice Pt 1
- Nemesis 3
- Nemesis 2
- Nemesis
- Magic Bullet 5
- Magic Bullet 4
- Magic Bullet 3
- Magic Bullet 2
Magic Bullet
- Crash Course 4
- Crash Course 3
- Crash Course 2
Crash Course
- Triage Part 5.3
- Triage Part 5.2
Triage Part 5.1
- Triage Part 4.5
- Triage Part 4.4
- Triage Part 4.3
- Triage Part 4.2
- Triage Part 4.1
- Triage Part 3.5
- Triage Part 3.4
- Triage Part 3.3
- Triage Part 3.2
- Triage Part 3.1
- Triage Part 2.3
- Triage Part 2.2
Triage Part 2.1
- Triage Part 1.4
- Triage Part 1.3
- Triage Part 1.2
Triage Part 1.1
- Introduction by Jeffrey Brown
- Disclaimer
DNR Book One: Confessions of a Gurney Pusher
PaulEberhardt at 11:04AM, March 7, 2023
Ever tried to close a standard coffin lid on someone that size? I'm not kidding, I wish I were, and I'll never forget it. Nor the sound it made. But at least he didn't die because anyone was anxious about their precious machinery.
PaulEberhardt at 8:06AM, March 12, 2023
OK, good point. Still, it's a choice I wouldn't wish on anyone.
arborcides at 5:18AM, March 10, 2023
I'm in favor of the machine on this one. The quality of care for everyone else in the hospital would have been compromised had the scanner been broken. It also would have cost the hospital MILLIONS to replace it. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few (pun intended.)