- Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 1.3
- Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 1.2
Fishing in the Company Pool Pt. 1
- True Crime 3
- True Crime 2
True Crime
- Holy Fucking Shit
- Holy Fucking Shit
Holy Fucking Shit
- The Wonderful World of Medicaid 3
- The Wonderful World of Medicaid 2
The Wonderful World of Medicaid
- Lost and Found 4
- Lost and Found 3
- Lost and Found 2
Lost and Found
- Chief Words for Jerks 4
- Chief Words for Jerks 3
- Chief Words for Jerks 2
Chief Words for Jerks
- Star Patient Awards I 3
- Star Patient Awards I 2
Star Patient Awards I
- In the Ghetto...3
- In the Ghetto...2
In the Ghetto...
- Dressed to Kill (Yourself) 3
- Dressed to Kill (Yourself) 2
Dressed to Kill (Yourself)
- Quitters Never Win 4
- Quitters Never Win 3
- Quitters Never Win 2
Quitters Never Win
- Those Wacky Catholics 3
- Those Wacky Catholics 2
Those Wacky Catholics
- Welcome to the Machine 4
- Welcome to the Machine 3
- Welcome to the Machine 2
Welcome to the Machine
- Hi Christina! Bye Christina! 3
- Hi Christina! Bye Christina! 2
Hi Christina! Bye Christina!
- Enter: Brando (Again) 3
- Enter: Brando (Again) 2
Enter: Brando (Again)
- Sleeping Dogs Lie 4
- Sleeping Dogs Lie 3
- Sleeping Dogs Lie 2
Sleeping Dogs Lie
- Supporting Cast Grocery List 4
- Supporting Cast Grocery List 3
- Supporting Cast Grocery List 2
Supporting Cast Grocery List
- Coffee Break 3
- Coffee Break 2
Coffee Break
- Super-Matt 5
- Super-Matt 4
- Super-Matt 3
- Super-Matt 2
Super-Matt
- Black Listed 3
- Black Listed 2
Black Listed
- Chief Words That Work 4
- Chief Words That Work 3
- Chief Words That Work 2
Chief Words That Work
- Pre-Registration 3
- Pre-Registration 2
Pre-Registration
- Rocket Scientists 3
- Rocket Scientists 2
Rocket Scientists
- The Masturbator 3
- The Masturbator 2
The Masturbator
- Some Sort of Fucked Up Office Romance 3
- Some Sort of Fucked Up Office Romance 2
Some Sort of Fucked Up Office Romance
- Training Day 3
- Training Day 2
Training Day
- Wet Run 3
- Wet Run 2
Wet Run
- Welcome to the S.I.C. 4
- Welcome to the S.I.C. 3
- Welcome to the S.I.C. 2
Welcome to the S.I.C.
- Unhappy Anniversary 3
- Unhappy Anniversary 2
Unhappy Anniversary
- Where I'm at Now 3
- Where I'm at Now 2
Where I'm at Now 1
- DNR BOOK III: Too Long in the Wasteland 2
DNR BOOK III: Too Long in the Wasteland
- So Long Cat Scan 5
- So Long Cat Scan 4
- So Long Cat Scan 3
- So Long Cat Scan 2
So Long Cat Scan
- Worst in the Nation 3
- Worst in the Nation 2
Worst in the Nation
- Served Cold 3
- Served Cold 2
Served Cold
- One Last Time 3
- One Last Time 2
- One Last Time
- Whatever Happened to Dr. Vote? 3
- Whatever Happened to Dr. Vote? 2
Whatever Happened to Dr. Vote?
- Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene? 5
- Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene? 4
- Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene? 3
- Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene? 2
Whatever Happened to Jake and Jolene?
- Two Weeks Notice 3
- Two Weeks Notice 2
Two Weeks Notice
- Job Interview #3.4
- Job Interview #3.3
- Job Interview #3.2
Job Interview #3
- French Revolution: The New Crew 4
- French Revolution: The New Crew 3
- French Revolution: The New Crew 2
French Revolution: The New Crew
- French Revolution: Tony Gets Fired 4
- French Revolution: Tony Gets Fired 3
- French Revolution: Tony Gets Fired 2
French Revolution: Tony Gets Fired
- French Revolution: Tom Gets Fired 4
- French Revolution: Tom Gets Fired 3
- French Revolution: Tom Gets Fired 2
French Revolution: Tom Gets Fired
- French Revolution: Jake Gets Fired 4
- French Revolution: Jake Gets Fired 3
- French Revolution: Jake Gets Fired 2
French Revolution: Jake Gets Fired
- Fringe Benefits 3
- Fringe Benefits 2
Fringe Benefits
- Smoker Friendly 4
- Smoker Friendly 3
- Smoker Friendly 2
Smoker Friendly
- The Titty Trick 3
- The Titty Trick 2
The Titty Trick
- Best in the Nation Update II.3
- Best in the Nation Update II.2
Best in the Nation Update II
- ER with Burnie 3
- ER with Burnie 2
ER with Burnie
- Scared Straight.3
- Scared Straight.2
Scared Straight
- Job Interview #2.3
- Job Interview #2.2
Job Interview #2
- Brief Delay
- The Worst Day Ever Conclusion.3
- The Worst Day Ever Conclusion.2
The Worst Day Ever Conclusion
- The Worst Day Ever Part 6.5
- The Worst Day Ever Part 6.4
- The Worst Day Ever Part 6.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 6.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 6
- The Worst Day Ever Part 5.5
- The Worst Day Ever Part 5.4
- The Worst Day Ever Part 5.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 5.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 5
- The Worst Day Ever Part 4.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 4.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 4
- The Worst Day Ever Part 3.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 3.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 2.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 2.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 2
- The Worst Day Ever Part 1.4
- The Worst Day Ever Part 1.3
- The Worst Day Ever Part 1.2
The Worst Day Ever Part 1
- Star Employee Awards IV 3
- Star Employee Awards IV 2
Star Employee Awards IV
- Meat 3
- Meat 2
Meat
- Swing Shift 4
- Swing Shift 3
- Swing Shift 2
Swing Shift
- Feud 4
- Feud 3
- Feud 2
Feud
- Donors 3
- Donors 2
Donors
- Labor Pains 4
- Labor Pains 3
- Labor Pains 2
Labor Pains
- Bed Sore 4
- Bed Sore 3
- Bed Sore 2
Bed Sore
- Hairless for Hospice 4
- Hairless for Hospice 3
- Hairless for Hospice 2
Hairless for Hospice
- Job Interview #1.3
- Job Interview #1.2
Job Interview #1
- The Christening 4
- The Christening 3
- The Christening 2
The Christening
- True Tales of Hospital Horror IV 3
- True Tales of Hospital Horror IV 2
True Tales of Hospital Horror IV
- Goodbye Old CT 4
- Goodbye Old CT 3
- Goodbye Old CT 2
Goodbye Old CT
- Graduation Day 4
- Graduation Day 3
- Graduation Day 2
Graduation Day
- Enter: Brando 4
- Enter: Brando 3
- Enter: Brando 2
Enter: Brando
- The Grossest Bedpan 5
- The Grossest Bedpan 4
- The Grossest Bedpan 3
- The Grossest Bedpan 2
The Grossest Bedpan
- A DNR Christmas 4
- A DNR Christmas 3
- A DNR Christmas 2
A DNR Christmas
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 6
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 5
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 4
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 3
- The Big Gay Holiday Party 2
The Big Gay Holiday Party
- Snow Day Part VII.4
- Snow Day Part VII.3
- Snow Day Part VII.2
Snow Day Part VII
- Snow Day Part VI.5
- Snow Day Part VI.4
- Snow Day Part VI.3
- Snow Day Part VI.2
Snow Day Part VI
- Snow Day Part V.4
- Snow Day Part V.3
- Snow Day Part V.2
Snow Day Part V
- Snow Day Part IV.5
- Snow Day Part IV.4
- Snow Day Part IV.3
- Snow Day Part IV.2
Snow Day Part IV
- Snow Day Part III.3
- Snow Day Part III.2
Snow Day Part III
- Snow Day Part II.4
- Snow Day Part II.3
- Snow Day Part II.2
Snow Day Part II
- Snow Day Part I.4
- Snow Day Part I.3
- Snow Day Part I.2
Snow Day Part I
- One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest 4
- One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest 3
- One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest 2
One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest
- One Scan to Live 4
- One Scan to Live 3
- One Scan to Live 2
One Scan to Live
- Best in the Nation Update 3
- Best in the Nation Update 2
Best in the Nation Update
- Star Employee Awards III 4
- Star Employee Awards III 3
- Star Employee Awards III 2
Star Employee Awards III
- A Bun in the Scanner 4
- A Bun in the Scanner 3
- A Bun in the Scanner 2
A Bun in the Scanner
- Of Mice and Men Penises 4
- Of Mice and Men Penises 3
- Of Mice and Men Penises 2
Of Mice and Men Penises
- Ask a Transporter: Drug Seekers 4
- Ask a Transporter: Drug Seekers 3
- Ask a Transporter: Drug Seekers 2
Ask a Transporter: Drug Seekers
- Clark's Odyssey 5
- Clark's Odyssey 4
- Clark's Odyssey 3
- Clark's Odyssey 2
Clark's Odyssey
- Script to my Lou 5
- Script to my Lou 4
- Script to my Lou 3
- Script to my Lou 2
Script to my Lou
- Enemy Mine 5
- Enemy Mine 4
- Enemy Mine 3
- Enemy Mine 2
Enemy Mine
- Asses on Asses 5
- Asses on Asses 4
- Asses on Asses 3
- Asses on Asses 2
Asses on Asses
- We All Fall Down 5
- We All Fall Down 4
- We All Fall Down 3
- We All Fall Down 2
We All Fall Down
- Multiple Personality Disappointment 3
- Multiple Personality Disappointment 2
Multiple Personality Disappointment
- Trauma Team Powers Activate 4
- Trauma Team Powers Activate 3
- Trauma Team Powers Activate 2
Trauma Team Powers Activate
- True Tales of Hospital Romance II.4
- True Tales of Hospital Romance II.3
- True Tales of Hospital Romance II.2
- True Tales of Hospital Romance II
- Shitty Jobs 5
- Shitty Jobs 4
- Shitty Jobs 3
- Shitty Jobs 2
Shitty Jobs
- Potty Break 3
- Potty Break 2
Potty Break
- The Gang's All Here 4
- The Gang's All Here 3
- The Gang's All Here 2
The Gang's All Here
- Dammit Jim, I'm a Transporter...4
- Dammit Jim, I'm a Transporter...3
- Dammit Jim, I'm a Transporter...2
Dammit Jim, I'm a Transporter...
- Bless Me Father 4
- Bless Me Father 3
- Bless Me Father 2
Bless Me Father
- In With the New 4
- In With the New 3
- In With the New 2
In With the New
- Changing of the Guard 4
- Changing of the Guard 3
- Changing of the Guard 2
Changing of the Guard
- Italian Muscledaddy 4
- Italian Muscledaddy 3
- Italian Muscledaddy 2
Italian Muscledaddy
- Best in the Nation 6
- Best in the Nation 5
- Best in the Nation 4
- Best in the Nation 3
- Best in the Nation 2
Best in the Nation
- Love and War: Conclusion 5
- Love and War: Conclusion 4
- Love and War: Conclusion 3
- Love and War: Conclusion 2
Love and War: Conclusion
- Love and War Part 5.4
- Love and War Part 5.3
- Love and War Part 5.2
Love and War Part 5
- Love and War Part 4.4
- Love and War Part 4.3
- Love and War Part 4.2
Love and War Part 4
- Love and War Part 3.5
- Love and War Part 3.4
- Love and War Part 3.3
- Love and War Part 3.2
Love and War Part 3
- Love and Wart Part 2.4
- Love and Wart Part 2.3
- Love and Wart Part 2.2
Love and Wart Part 2
- Love and War Part 1.5
- Love and War Part 1.4
- Love and War Part 1.3
- Love and War Part 1.2
Love and War Part 1
- True Tales of Hospital Romance: Clark and Betty 3
- True Tales of Hospital Romance: Clark and Betty 2
True Tales of Hospital Romance: Clark and Betty
- Smoke 'em If You've Got 'em 4
- Smoke 'em If You've Got 'em 3
- Smoke 'em If You've Got 'em 2
Smoke 'em If You've Got 'em
- Fat Scan 4
- Fat Scan 3
- Fat Scan 2
Fat Scan
- Gas Chamber 4
- Gas Chamber 3
- Gas Chamber 2
Gas Chamber
- Star Employee Awards II : Nurse Norma 4
- Star Employee Awards II : Nurse Norma 3
- Star Employee Awards II : Nurse Norma 2
Star Employee Awards II : Nurse Norma
- A Very Special Cinco de Mayo 3
- A Very Special Cinco de Mayo 2
A Very Special Cinco de Mayo
- Vomitorium 3
- Vomitorium 2
Vomitorium
- Game Day 3
- Game Day 2
Game Day
- Sing-A-Long 3
- Sing-A-Long 2
- Sing-A-Long
- Priests, Panties, and Perverts (OH MY!) 3
- Priests, Panties, and Perverts (OH MY!) 2
Priests, Panties, and Perverts (OH MY!)
- El Grande Devuelve 3
- El Grande Devuelve 2
El Grande Devuelve
- True Tales of Hospital Horror III 3
- True Tales of Hospital Horror III 2
True Tales of Hospital Horror III
- The King of Infinite Space 3
- The King of Infinite Space 2
- The King of Infinite Space
- One Year Later 4
- One Year Later 3
- One Year Later 2
- One Year Later
- Hero of the Day 5
- Hero of the Day 4
- Hero of the Day 3
- Hero of the Day 2
Hero of the Day
- Screw You 3
- Screw You 2
Screw You
- Sea Spray 4
- Sea Spray 3
- Sea Spray 2
Sea Spray
- Star Employee Awards: Beth the Nurse 4
- Star Employee Awards: Beth the Nurse 3
- Star Employee Awards: Beth the Nurse 2
Star Employee Awards: Beth the Nurse
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 5
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 4
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 3
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 2
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
- Geriatrics Gone Wild 3
- Geriatrics Gone Wild 2
Geriatrics Gone Wild
- All About the Benjamins 4
- All About the Benjamins 3
- All About the Benjamins 2
All About the Benjamins
- Ask a Transporter: ER Physicians 4
- Ask a Transporter: ER Physicians 3
- Ask a Transporter: ER Physicians 2
Ask a Transporter: ER Physicians
- Return of the Enemaster 4
- Return of the Enemaster 3
- Return of the Enemaster 2
Return of the Enemaster
- Putting the "ER" in Homoerotic 4
- Putting the "ER" in Homoerotic 3
- Putting the "ER" in Homoerotic 2
Putting the "ER" in Homoerotic
- MRSA MRSA Me 3
- MRSA MRSA Me 2
- MRSA MRSA Me
- True Tales of Hospital Horror II 3
- True Tales of Hospital Horror II 2
True Tales of Hospital Horror II
- Love/Hate Relationship 3
- Love/Hate Relationship 2
Love/Hate Relationship
- Queasy Rider 3
- Queasy Rider 2
Queasy Rider
- Lunarcy 4
- Lunarcy 3
- Lunarcy 2
Lunarcy
- Power of Christ Compels You 3
- Power of Christ Compels You 2
Power of Christ Compels You
- Sum of All Parts 3
- Sum of All Parts 2
Sum of All Parts
- The Fugitive 4
- The Fugitive 3
- The Fugitive 2
The Fugitive
- Coma White 4
- Coma White 3
- Coma White 2
Coma White
- Confederacy of Joseph 3
- Confederacy of Joseph 2
Confederacy of Joseph
- Shake Shake Shake Your Baby 3
- Shake Shake Shake Your Baby 2
- Shake Shake Shake Your Baby
- Sex in the CT 4
- Sex in the CT 3
- Sex in the CT 2
Sex in the CT
- Something Fishy 3
- Something Fishy 2
Something Fishy
- Enter: Joseph 3
- Enter: Joseph 2
Enter: Joseph
- The Sampla Code 3
- The Sampla Code 2
The Sampla Code
- Watching Virginia Fade 4
- Watching Virginia Fade 3
- Watching Virginia Fade 2
Watching Virginia Fade
- Fuck Cody 5
- Fuck Cody 4
- Fuck Cody 3
- Fuck Cody 2
Fuck Cody
- Gossip Column: Clint 3
- Gossip Column: Clint 2
Gossip Column: Clint
- Remembrances of Fluids Past 4
- Remembrances of Fluids Past 3
- Remembrances of Fluids Past 2
Remembrances of Fluids Past
- CAT Fight 5
- CAT Fight 4
- CAT Fight 3
- CAT Fight 2
CAT Fight
- The Enemaster 4
- The Enemaster 3
- The Enemaster 2
The Enemaster
- Midday Meal Maleficence 5
- Midday Meal Maleficence 4
- Midday Meal Maleficence 3
- Midday Meal Maleficence 2
Midday Meal Maleficence
- Untitled 5
- Untitled 4
- Untitled 3
- Untitled 2
Untitled
- Peep Show 4
- Peep Show 3
- Peep Show 2
Peep Show
- Core Zero 7
- Core Zero 6
- Core Zero 5
- Core Zero 4
- Core Zero 3
- Core Zero 2
Core Zero
- True Tales of Hospital Horror 3
- True Tales of Hospital Horror 2
True Tales of Hospital Horror
- Cock of the Walk 3
- Cock of the Walk 2
Cock of the Walk
- Goldie Roice Pt 4.3
- Goldie Roice Pt 4.2
Goldie Roice Pt 4
- Goldie Roice Pt 3.4
- Goldie Roice Pt 3.3
- Goldie Roice Pt 3.2
Goldie Roice Pt 3
- Goldie Roice Pt 2.4
- Goldie Roice Pt 2.3
- Goldie Roice Pt 2.2
Goldie Roice Pt 2
- Goldie Roice Pt 1.4
- Goldie Roice Pt 1.3
- Goldie Roice Pt 1.2
Goldie Roice Pt 1
- Nemesis 3
- Nemesis 2
- Nemesis
- Magic Bullet 5
- Magic Bullet 4
- Magic Bullet 3
- Magic Bullet 2
Magic Bullet
- Crash Course 4
- Crash Course 3
- Crash Course 2
Crash Course
- Triage Part 5.3
- Triage Part 5.2
Triage Part 5.1
- Triage Part 4.5
- Triage Part 4.4
- Triage Part 4.3
- Triage Part 4.2
- Triage Part 4.1
- Triage Part 3.5
- Triage Part 3.4
- Triage Part 3.3
- Triage Part 3.2
- Triage Part 3.1
- Triage Part 2.3
- Triage Part 2.2
Triage Part 2.1
- Triage Part 1.4
- Triage Part 1.3
- Triage Part 1.2
Triage Part 1.1
- Introduction by Jeffrey Brown
- Disclaimer
DNR Book One: Confessions of a Gurney Pusher
Quitters Never Win 4
arborcides on March 4, 2025
I can't believe I used to smoke fucking gross dude!
PaulEberhardt at 1:38AM, March 5, 2025
Way to quit - but whatever works must be right... Some people say they smoke because it lets them focus better. They should try quitting: before I did, I had had all kinds of thoughts going around my head all the time. After quitting, it was just one: "I'd like a smoke." If THAT isn't focussed, what is? 😁 (Doesn't last, though. In fact, it didn't take very long for the not too focused state to come back, just minus that stinking thing in one hand. Seems to be more difficult for some people, but I don't think it took me much longer than you.)